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#1 zhan

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 03:33 PM

You know...
Earn money by contract kills...
It would be a pretty cool profession I think lol...
You work on your own terms, do it whenever you want, how ever you want, whatever way to you want...
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#2 Operative

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 04:05 PM

http://ftp.die.net/mirror/hitman/

Good luck :lock:
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#3 Dave

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 04:31 PM

I don't think a majority of hitmen/hitwomen last very long. A lot don't make much money, either, I don't think.
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#4 Flave

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 06:05 PM

nope... your first problemo is how are you going to contact a hitman?
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#5 Operative

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 06:31 PM

Yeah.... I mean, either it's an insane guy who won't live up to his pay who's hiring you, or some guy who will snitch on you and get the reward money or w/e
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#6 Da*man

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 06:48 PM

How would you even begin to become a hitman, you have no contacts(like the agency), no one will hire some kid off the street to go shoot his ex in the face.
And then there's the moral part, can you really kill another person in cold blood? But there's a topic on this somewhere on the forum.

Come to think of it, you could become an assassin for your country, go work for the NSA, like Sam Fisher, or join Her Majesty's Secret Service, like James Bond, or apparently Agent 47.
Yeah, that could work.

But it's not for me, I wouldn't feel right doing it.
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#7 Mr. Clean

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 07:39 PM

Ah, yes... good ole' sociopathy. :hmm:
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#8 Mister Red

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 08:16 PM

http://ftp.die.net/mirror/hitman/

Good luck :lock:


:good: Thank you very much for an extremely interesting piece of reading material.
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#9 The Lawyer

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 08:49 PM

It's not impossible. It was easier way back when, though. Mafia families and all that jazz. I read a wikipedia article on hitmen and all it consisted of was guys from the early 1990's and every damn one was pretty much Italian. I think it can be done nowadays, nonetheless. I considered being one, but I decided on just doing work for private military contractors in my future instead.
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#10 Henrick

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 09:05 PM

Well first of all you would more or less have to enjoy killing people, which i dont think would be much fun.

And there would be limits to the howevers whenevers and whatevers.
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#11 Nick64

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 09:47 PM

look at this cool Hitman contract killing site.
http://hitman.us/main.html
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I don't eally think that this hitman site ( http://hitman.us/main.html ) is real. but it is cool!

I think it would be cool to go sneaking around killing bad people that had it coming to them anyway. If I did become one, I would shave my head, where a black suit with a red tie and change my name to Agent 47.
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#12 Capitaine

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 03:10 AM

This thread worries me
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#13 costly middleman

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 03:38 AM

This thread worries me



yeah.

Edited by costly middleman, 23 July 2006 - 03:39 AM.

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#14 xrzax

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 03:58 AM

Yeah taking a human life for money doesnt really appeal to me and probably many other people
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#15 dandaman

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 05:07 AM

this thread is sick, "oh would'nt it be cool to kill lots of people" umm NO its sick. this is why violent games get banned because they inspire stupid kids to copy them and kill people. please lock this. :mad:
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#16 Psycho

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 05:23 AM

these are the kids that make people hate games and ban them :S
Damn you

Sorry didnt read your post Dandaman :(

Edited by hitman14, 23 July 2006 - 05:23 AM.

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#17 EBass

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 05:29 AM

Its threads like this that convince me little by little that Western Society as we know it is doomed
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#18 Silverballer47

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 05:43 AM

Not one single person here has the physical, or mental ability to become a Hitman. If you decided to be one right now, what would you do first? Would you put up a local add in the paper...of course not. Would you wander the streets asking people if they want anyone killed...no, that's just stupid.
You wouldn't be able too. Just forget it. Even if through some impossible miracle you found yourself a contract, could you, a simple, average guy, just for no reason KILL another person without knowing anything about them at all? To just walk up to a complete stranger, not knowing that they may be a modern saint, with a family and children, and slaughter them for your own personal gain.
Grow up.
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#19 Psycho

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 05:50 AM

Not one single person here has the physical, or mental ability to become a Hitman. If you decided to be one right now, what would you do first? Would you put up a local add in the paper...of course not. Would you wander the streets asking people if they want anyone killed...no, that's just stupid.
You wouldn't be able too. Just forget it. Even if through some impossible miracle you found yourself a contract, could you, a simple, average guy, just for no reason KILL another person without knowing anything about them at all? To just walk up to a complete stranger, not knowing that they may be a modern saint, with a family and children, and slaughter them for your own personal gain.
Grow up.



Nicely said :good: Hope this convice those dumb people who are thinking that they can become a hitman
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#20 Varys

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 06:29 AM

I guess were not talking about the game anymore
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