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[Foofighter]

"WHAT THE FUCK?!!?

WATCHOO DOO WITH THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY???!!? WATCHOO DO WITH TEH FIGHT CLUB??! WATCH DID U DO WITH THEH FULL METAL JACKET!??!?? WATCH DIDOO DOO WITH ME PRECIOUS LITLE MOVIEZ??!? YOU BRING ME MOVIEZ BAK!!!!

Seriously, Serial Cunt, you suck rubber balls at making threads. Where do you take these ideas from? Making threads like these as pools... Jesus Fucking Mary, your threads... No, wait, I'm saying a lot of shit here... YOU are as retarded as trying to make women horny by dropping hot coffe on your family jewels.

Watch moar movies, jerk off with the sex scene in the Hitman movie, tatoo in your pecker "learn me a movie", slice it off and hang it in your forehead with a hammer and nails. Then travel to Scotland." -Strange

:laugh: That it? ^

[Fibre & Lead]

who put this shit together??? ME!!!! .... who do i trust??? ME!!!! -Tony Montana

[Gabe The Ghoul]

:laugh: That it? ^

Yeah. :laugh: Shit, somedays I feel so fucking inspired.

On topic...

"You said it man... Nobody fucks with 'The Jesus'!" Jesus Quintana, "The Big Lebowski"

Edited by Strange, 08 September 2007 - 10:11 AM.

[Terror Risk]

"There is an easy way, ladies, to tell if a man has got a big dick or a small dick. Just put it in your mouth." - ben Bailey

[genre]

"So I was at this party last Saturday. And I was just kinda sitting around, having a good time. Then I saw a guy walk in with a leather jacket and I thought 'That is cool.' So I was just sitting around just enjoying the party, when I saw a guy come in with a leather vest, and I thought to myself 'That is not cool.' Then I realized the key to coolness... is leather sleeves."

- Demetri Martin

[Cerb]

"I'm kinda rich, bitch!" - Dave Chappelle

[Gabe The Ghoul]

"My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can." -Frank Zappa

Edited by Strange, 08 September 2007 - 03:40 PM.

[Sam the Spy]

"Names are for friends so i dont need one" - Agent 47

[HenryHill]

how original.

[Terror Risk]

Ok, we have to kill you now. You do see that, don't you?

[BadassCyborg3000]

Bringing Hitman-related anything in Off-Topic will get your lynched most of the time.

May The Rats Eat Your Eyes!! I am now lost to your cause!! The Darkness comes!! It Will Damn Us All!! - Maximillian Roivas

[Franz]

This is "awe-inspiring quotes, life-changing"
not
"cheese movie quotes that may make you sound cool"
Thank you.

[SirLozo]

“Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.” -- Bruce Lee

[Sam the Spy]

mine was inspiring... and leave me alone, y mess with me?... wtf is wrong with where my quote came from?! at least i wasnt a dumbass and made some stupid shit up just to post... i was accually surprised my quote wasnt said already and thats y i posted it!

[Franz]

And that's why you're more than probably a homo.

[The Lawyer]

Agent6669... It's a rare day I bother to open this box in response to such idiocy, but you've exceeded the norm, or perhaps I'm sleep. It is in fact late where I live, so I hope you'll pardon the lack of possible potency of my post, but I'll do my best.

I'm not going to get into spelling. I think we can all agree that you're a dumb motherfucker when it comes to English. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've conformed to the idea that the internet = English anarchy. Don't do that anymore.

Now, your quote was not inspiring. It's boring, dull, and listless. Perhaps it got a faint chuckle when it was observed by those playing the game, but by God, it's about as interesting as the grueling shit I took not minutes ago. It doesn't help that new members of the forums like to splatter that shit across the walls like some prison inmate having a bad day, and everyone here has to see it over and over again when some dickweed thinks he's being original or witty.

Also, their shit usually isn't made up. It was posted in the history of this forum and generally found to be quite appealing, hilarious, or scathing. A quote doesn't have to be by someone who got time in the national tabloids. This isn't "Famous Quotes". It's "Amazing Quotes".

So, in summary, your shit is weak. If your spelling, attitude, and originality is in any way representative of the kind of person you are, I implore you.. kill yourself. Literally. I don't mean to be funny, witty, or mean. I make an impassioned plea for you to end your life imminently by any means necessary.


Oh

Tyler Durden: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." lawl

Edited by The_Lawyer, 09 September 2007 - 02:59 AM.

[Chief Grizzly]

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable" - Dean Learner

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But Pigs looks us straight in the eye and treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

"To God I speak Spanish, to my women Italian, French to my men, and to my horse, German." - Charles V

[Surgical Scar]

'Agent6669... It's a rare day I bother to open this box in response to such idiocy, but you've exceeded the norm, or perhaps I'm sleep. It is in fact late where I live, so I hope you'll pardon the lack of possible potency of my post, but I'll do my best.

I'm not going to get into spelling. I think we can all agree that you're a dumb motherfucker when it comes to English. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've conformed to the idea that the internet = English anarchy. Don't do that anymore.

Now, your quote was not inspiring. It's boring, dull, and listless. Perhaps it got a faint chuckle when it was observed by those playing the game, but by God, it's about as interesting as the grueling shit I took not minutes ago. It doesn't help that new members of the forums like to splatter that shit across the walls like some prison inmate having a bad day, and everyone here has to see it over and over again when some dickweed thinks he's being original or witty.

Also, their shit usually isn't made up. It was posted in the history of this forum and generally found to be quite appealing, hilarious, or scathing. A quote doesn't have to be by someone who got time in the national tabloids. This isn't "Famous Quotes". It's "Amazing Quotes".

So, in summary, your shit is weak. If your spelling, attitude, and originality is in any way representative of the kind of person you are, I implore you.. kill yourself. Literally. I don't mean to be funny, witty, or mean. I make an impassioned plea for you to end your life imminently by any means necessary.' - The_Lawyer

Also...

'I had to give up being a homosexual - I found it made my eyes water terribly.' - Michael Gambon, compulsive liar, eccentric actor and all-round genius.

[Itrade]

"No, it's not dirt on my sword. It's shit. We wipe them in the latrines before we fight. Even if you only get wounded by a shit-covered sword, the infections it'll cause will get you in the end. We're not pissing about with these people." -some dude's signature

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'Damn, that was fun!"

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children."

I'd quote some stuff from movies, but I think you've probably watched them all already.

[Ace]

mine was inspiring... and leave me alone, y mess with me?... wtf is wrong with where my quote came from?! at least i wasnt a dumbass and made some stupid shit up just to post... i was accually surprised my quote wasnt said already and thats y i posted it!

"Damn it, I really don't wanna have to again make my "From Tolerable To Noob" speech twice in the same week. Look, this may be Hitman Forum, so I can see why you would think we all love it and would be inspired by your quote, but thisa is the goddamned Off-Topic, i.e. not Hitman-related. Nobody likes it when that ends up in here. Newbs* tend to belive that we're all fanboys, which we aren't. I'm pretty sure some of us don't even like Hitman anymore. If you want to do anything Hitman related, you'd best hang with some relatively new people in the Hitman Discussions. The veterans around Off Topic feed on Newb meat.

*Before you get mad at me for calling you a newb, take note: Newb = someone who is new to a forum/MMO. Noob = someone who acts foolish or stupid on a forum/MMO."

-Me, like four seconds ago. Way to dodge spamming there, Ace. You sneaky devil.