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#1 El Corbata

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 05:57 PM

Answer this questions and you will know:

-Are you Orphan?
-Define your personality-Calm,Agressive,Passive.
-You like Fire Arms?
-You like the Fire or burn things?
-You get shocked when you see the blood or someone getting hurt?
-Do you like kill or torture animals?
-Your father uses violence agaist you or your mother?
-You like the money too much?
-Do you have criminal tendences?
-Are you bald?
-Have you been genetically manipulated?

If you answered YES to 5 questions you just gonna go to jail,YES to 7 you can do it whit a little lucky,YES to 9 or more probably you gonna be a bloody killer.
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#2 Heliophobic

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:18 PM

^You're a cRaZy person arn't you? You've been playing Hitman too much- murder isn't something to take lightly...^
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#3 Red Devil

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:13 PM

You have serious problems don't you ??
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#4 DemonEnraged

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 04:56 PM

I don't mean to be innapropriate, but as long as the human being walks the earth, EVERYTHING is possible. Well there was The Jackal, Charles Manson, and Jack the Ripper. Who knows?
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#5 Dr. Ort-Meyer

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 10:50 PM

Every killer meets a sticky end one day, if not he pays for it in death.
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#6 Hatcatvodanh22

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 03:06 AM

I think this:When you think you will kill someone or you kill someone you are destroying your life, your soul and you are a terrible devil. Do you want that??
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#7 shinykobold

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 07:00 AM

I tend to agree... Being an assassin would be terribly dirty work. The constant guilt, the constant worry...it's more than most people could handle. Unless you really were without emotion, well then this could be your line of work. It's just that no one is realy like that...
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#8 stüart

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 07:36 AM

You have serious problems don't you ??


lol
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#9 Garrett

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 11:43 AM

And what does this have to do with Hitman: Contracts?
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#10 Hatcatvodanh22

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 11:39 PM

Lives are not a video games. They are so difference.
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#11 sniper eye

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 02:10 AM

-Do you like kill or torture animals?

No. And I don't think that you become a Hitman only for this. :P
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 04:07 AM

-Do you like kill or torture animals?

No. And I don't think that you become a Hitman only for this. :P

Oh. I believe: Each animal have soul( In my country, almost people believe this too). If you insult, torture or talk you will kill it, It will leave you and never come back. => Animal understands what are you talking about !! And when you like kill or torture animals, maybe you can become a hitman. That is not good.
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#13 H34D5H07

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 11:52 AM

stupid question, stupid thread. Yea there will be wannabees runnin around the house wearing suits and carrying plastic ballers but no-one's got the balls to kill for money. No-one here will ever be a contract killer, guaranteed, no matter how badly they are influenced by the game

Edited by H34D5H07, 16 May 2008 - 06:23 PM.

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#14 White Baldie

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 06:44 AM

I was a contract killer,but is not funny,i was on the jail for 10 years,i was pretty lucky considering i murdered moran than 100 persons on my carrier and they charged me just for 1,i just done it for money,now am free and i got 1 million dollars on the bank,yes guys is a dirty job,if you start dont use hard ballers they have a low fire rate and small clip capacity,use silecenced berettas or 9mm,and dont strangle the people with fiber wire is a dangerous,noisie and hard manner to kill,simple brake your target's nake,clean and faster,dont leave arround the brass cartridges,yes may be very frustrating but is nessesary altroght the CSI freaks will give you a headshake,when you go arround,doesnt matter if you are on missions or not,never go out without a disguise,and never have a date or a serious relation ship with someone,thats all,good luck.
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#15 Agent24

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 03:43 PM

-Do you like kill or torture animals?
Anyone who does so its either a psychopath or a very stupid person.
-Are you bald?
Do i have to be? :wtf:
-Have you been genetically manipulated?
Yep my mother and father messed around with my genes. LOL


What kind of stupid questions are these? Huh?

Killing shouldn't be taken so lightly. :wtf:
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 04:27 PM

-Are you orphan?
-Your father uses violence against you or you mother?

How could I answer the second question if I say Yes to the first? ;)
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#17 shinykobold

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 04:30 PM

I was a contract killer


Right, and I'm Santa Claus...
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#18 Sketch

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 04:40 PM

I imagine eyeing up someones temple through a sniper scope gives a burst of awesomeness unlike any other.

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:16 PM

A burst of some emotion I would guess. I don't think it is awesomeness...perhaps an adrenaline rush. I imagine being super freaked out doing the hit, really hyped up on adrenaline and cortisol and what not, then when the hit is over you feel a let down, and get kinda tired and sick feeling. I could not be a killer because of this. It would feel so terrible afterwards; the knowledge that you just did something so irreversible, and that cops would be coming after you to the point you couldn't sleep at night.
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#20 Hatcatvodanh22

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:21 PM

I was a contract killer,but is not funny,i was on the jail for 10 years,i was pretty lucky considering i murdered moran than 100 persons on my carrier and they charged me just for 1,i just done it for money,now am free and i got 1 million dollars on the bank

Is this truth??
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