Lo and behold, the off-topic remake of '1,000 Things I Learned From Hitman'. In this case, we'll be making a list of 1,000 unwritten rules of society, friendship, dating, romance, and marriage that you learned about the hard way.
1. Letting your underwear show by having your pants down lower looks a lot less cool and threatening when you're wearing plaid boxers.
meh. I used to like this thread, just remembered about it, it's real dead, but lets revive.