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1,000 Things I Learned The Hard Way V2


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#201 The Killer Instinct

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Posted 13 February 2011 - 02:01 PM

ur fonzie


Hmmm that's an interesting theory.
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#202 Dreck

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Posted 13 February 2011 - 02:11 PM

ur fonzie

I'm not that unfunny.
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#203 HenryHill

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Posted 13 February 2011 - 02:13 PM

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If I imagine all your posts being said by this guy, it only makes them funnier.
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#204 Dreck

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Posted 13 February 2011 - 02:25 PM

Cool. Why not attribute them to Fonzie instead.
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#205 Devil's Advocate

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 08:59 AM

184.

Me: Runs hand up girlfriend's leg, playfully Hmm what's this?
Girlfriend: Plays along Hmm I dunno.
Me: Decide to say first thing that pops into head Maybe you should get that checked out then?

Not allowed to lay a hand on her again all night.

Edited by Devil's Advocate, 15 June 2011 - 10:32 AM.

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#206 Numbers

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 09:14 AM

That is brilliant.
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#207 Zeron

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 11:28 AM

185. Women can't tell two completely different suits apart. Never ask one to help you get dressed.
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#208 Fonzie

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 12:14 PM

I'm not that unfunny.

How the fuck did I get into the picture??

EDIT: Woops, just saw the date this was posted. Nevermind.

Edited by Fonzie, 15 June 2011 - 12:18 PM.

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#209 In Cold Blood

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 01:57 PM

186. Don't expect consistency from other people.
187. Don't waste your emotional energy on useless people.
188. Nothing has an ultimate moral value.
189. The only laws that exists are the laws of cause and effect.
190. Free will is something people tell themselves they have to get sleep at night.
191. People give up the theory of a free will when they are influenced by something and not everything goes right. ("I wasn't myself there, it wasn't my fault!"

- Nihilistic Determinist
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#210 Sclera

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 11:20 PM

reading Nietzsche isn't "the hard way"
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#211 In Cold Blood

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 03:28 AM

reading Nietzsche isn't "the hard way"


1. I don't remember telling you how I learned any of those lessons.
2. I have not actually read Nietzsche, I only know his most famous quotes and stuff.

I bet you or someone else will tell me something really smart like "my views aren't influenced by anything or anyone, i'm so great i go to high school, you just read nietzeh but i decide my own opinions myself." Right.

There may be people blaming me for being arrogant or thinking I'm superior but I don't feel or think that way at least consciously (well I do mention "me" many times in this text). The truth is I don't think I have much above or below average intelligence, but the thing that separates me from most people is that I know when I'm stupid and I see the stupidity of others easily. I attempt to see-through the people and institutes, the whole world, as much as my intelligence level allows me and I have hard time not doing so. No pride nor shame truly exists in my view of world, only the truth / facts, actions and consequences, whatever they may be.

Sorry for the long response, I just wanted to clear the fact that I don't hold myself higher than the average person but I also ain't some virgin high school boy who has just read Nietzsche. The bottom line is you have as much control over your thoughts, actions or feelings as do I, which isn't much at all.

Edited by In Cold Blood, 16 June 2011 - 03:31 AM.

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#212 7H3R0F1C0P73R

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 03:38 AM

That'll do, pig, that'll do.

Edited by 7H3R0F1C0P73R, 16 June 2011 - 03:40 AM.

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#213 Sclera

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 03:43 AM

I just exchanged 6 words for 251. Bargain.
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#214 In Cold Blood

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 04:05 AM

I just exchanged 6 words for 251. Bargain.


I just felt like typing that but they're just words anyway. Do you want a medal for your "accomplishment"?
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#215 Sclera

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 04:09 AM

You put accomplishment in quotes like I said it. That's slander.
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#216 In Cold Blood

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 04:12 AM

You put accomplishment in quotes like I said it. That's slander.


Please tell a forum admin about it.
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#217 Needles

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 05:10 AM

192. Everybody's getting mad.
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#218 Death From Behind

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 05:59 AM

193. Meeting a girl on the internet will not lead to a relationship of any kind no matter how many times you try.
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#219 7H3R0F1C0P73R

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 06:10 AM

193. Meeting a girl on the internet will not lead to a relationship of any kind no matter how many times you try.

It's happened twice on this forum alone. Maybe you're just not very good with the ladies.

Edited by 7H3R0F1C0P73R, 16 June 2011 - 06:11 AM.

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#220 In Cold Blood

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 06:10 AM

192. Everybody's getting mad.


People who are useless i.e. waste of oxygen are nothing to get mad about; they can't help themselves.
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