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Started by Steaming Bowel Movement(s), Dec 02 2008 01:30 AM
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:13 PM
still want Cloud hair
I like to crash into people with a car close to a cliff, then quickly throw a molotov on them, stab them before they die, and they fall from the cliff while they die. Usually they die before step 4, but not always.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:14 PM
Go with Sephiroth hair next, it'll be easier for you.
There's a joke about mommy's boys there somewhere, but I'm pawing for it without much luck.
Someone make another Helio post on /b/ to cover this.
I'm actually surprised someone hasn't built some sort of Encyclopedia Dramatica page "for" him.
Edited by Bosola, 11 August 2009 - 04:15 PM.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:17 PM
That's not my real birthday Sketch.
I'll correct that.
I'll correct that.
I like to crash into people with a car close to a cliff, then quickly throw a molotov on them, stab them before they die, and they fall from the cliff while they die. Usually they die before step 4, but not always.
#2025
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:17 PM
Uh... what, Sketch?
Edited by Bosola, 11 August 2009 - 04:17 PM.
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Damn!
Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:19 PM
Thought he was 17...
TROLLED
TROLLED
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:22 PM
I'm gonna contact another salon for a second opinion.
I'll raise hell if they give me any trouble.
I'M GETTING THIS DONE
I've failed in so many ways, there's no way this pursuit is just going to be another one.
I'll raise hell if they give me any trouble.
I'M GETTING THIS DONE
I've failed in so many ways, there's no way this pursuit is just going to be another one.
I like to crash into people with a car close to a cliff, then quickly throw a molotov on them, stab them before they die, and they fall from the cliff while they die. Usually they die before step 4, but not always.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:27 PM
Maybe it's God's way of saying no.
Edited by Dark Sider, 11 August 2009 - 06:08 PM.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:27 PM
So, this isn't the first... ambitious plan that hasn't come to be?
Doesn't that give you a clue about the less-than-commonsense aspects of your schemes?
Doesn't that give you a clue about the less-than-commonsense aspects of your schemes?
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Damn!
Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:28 PM
Maybe it's Gods way of saying no.
Miscarr-
No, that's horrible.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:39 PM
Sig'dI've failed in so many ways, there's no way this pursuit is just going to be another one.
I've failed in so many ways, there's no way this pursuit is just going to be another one.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:43 PM
I love you Ostrich. I really do.
"Time will see us realign
Diamonds rain across the sky
Shower me into the same realm..."
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:57 PM
Love you too Pez <3
I've failed in so many ways, there's no way this pursuit is just going to be another one.
#2035
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:19 PM
Naw, she's 100% Dutch, and also like the fourth smartest student in her age group in the entire country or something.Ahh!
Was that blonde girl from before also half dutch?
Aaaaanyway, someone should just buzz cut Helio. That would end his grease problems, at least.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:19 PM
You're asking them to do something utterly ridiculous and complicated and they quite rightly told you it's going to take a good deal of time and money. Are you expecting the next salon to have some magic cloud hair gel that they just rub into your scalp and POW! your hair will change colour and shape to exactly what you want?I'm gonna contact another salon for a second opinion.
I'll raise hell if they give me any trouble.
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bitches will be bitches.
Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:36 PM
Sometimes I legitimately wonder if Helio is for real.
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bitches will be bitches.
Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:45 PM
It terrifies me that he could be the world's greatest troll. It also terrifies me that he could be for real, and a total douche. It's like we're fucked either way. If Big Brother is wrong, I'm dead; if Big Brother is right, I'm dead; if I nothing of the sort ever happened, I'm dead. FUCK!
Edited by HenryHill, 11 August 2009 - 05:47 PM.
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MYAAAH!
Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:51 PM
Also, I can't say I'm surprised this didn't happened. I still hope it will though. What I am surprised about is that your mum took you there, not by the fact that she accompanied you to the salon but that she supports your idiotic idea. Oh fuck, now I want to see her even more.Say Helio...can we see what your mum looks like?
