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#41 Steaming Bowel Movement(s)

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 08:54 AM

Lately...lately I've been working very little. I spend a lot of time on Medieval 2, which I just got from a friend. Apart from that, I also read a lot of books for my studies, most of them rather interesting. I'm trying to write lyrics for two songs I'm going to play with my band on the 12 of December, I'm getting a bit nervous about that. My relationship with my girlfriend is going well and so far, I've managed to keep secret my sexual relationship with my lesbian girlfriend. So, overall, life is rather good.


Whoa, wait so you're having one on the side basically? If that's the case, how long have you managed to keep this secret?

And, if you're trying to write lyrics for two songs, did you come up with the melody/chord progression, etc?
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#42 Chief Grizzly

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 09:46 AM

Yesterday I got concussion and spent most of the day in hospital. Meant I missed an essay deadline, so I'll find out in about half an hour when I have a meeting with my tutor whether I'm fucked or not. To make up for it I got really drunk last night though, and plan on expanding on this theme for the next couple of night until the end of term. Then I'm back home!
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 11:33 AM

'k, just don’t drink and drive
Yesterday three frogs snuck into my kitchen through the wash room because my cousin didn’t block the drain with the thingy so we were tasked with the mission to search and dispose. I for one am I'm not afraid of touching a frog with my own hands but my cousin is scared to death of them. He caught the first one using two long broomsticks while I annihilated what was left with my manly bare hands. And while cuz was getting rid of teh enemy I mischievously touched his foot with my own when he wasn’t looking. He jumped like a frog.
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 01:46 PM

'k, just don’t drink and drive
Yesterday three frogs snuck into my kitchen through the wash room because my cousin didn’t block the drain with the thingy so we were tasked with the mission to search and dispose. I for one am I'm not afraid of touching a frog with my own hands but my cousin is scared to death of them. He caught the first one using two long broomsticks while I annihilated what was left with my manly bare hands. And while cuz was getting rid of teh enemy I mischievously touched his foot with my own when he wasn’t looking. He jumped like a frog.

You sure?
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 01:51 PM

:laugh:

Wait a mo...what did you do with the frogs?? :mad:
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 01:55 PM

^Ha HA HA, lol. Ya Lee Mack is hilarious. " SHHH, dont tell I'm drinking and driving tonight. Fuck Em', there are more dangerous things than drinking and driving, like drinking...and driving.Last year 35,000 people died in england as a direct result of alchohal abuse, another 22,000 died from driving, only 500 died from drunk driving." *takes a drink of his beer,"I'm not taking any fucking chances."
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:51 PM

If you guys pay attention to some of the international news, you might hear a report about us. There's been a few reports on CNN, apparently. We heard one. We'll be called 'South-East Queensland'.

Oh yeah I saw that on the news.
Bizarre seeing floods over there.

Kudos to Shaun. I'm sure you learned some valuable lessons, like that one bloke who tore down a temple with his bare hands because a voice in his head told him too. Hmm...what was his name again?

Samson.
He tore the pillars down and the temple collapsed, killing around 3,000 Philistines.
He died himself, but did so in an act that once again helped rescue Israel from their persecutors.
Sounds like Jihad to me, haha.

I may have found some contradicting stuff, but I've forgotten them if I have. I know that the New Testament and Old Testament are pretty much completely different in terms of how sinners are treated. In the Old Testament it's all "stone them at the city gates" this and "dash their little ones against the rocks" that but in the New Testament it's all "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you" and "If someone steals your coat, give him your shirt; if someone slaps your cheek, turn the other one". God becomes a total softie during the 300-or-so years in between the two testaments..

I guess he cared enough to send Jesus down so that we'd stop killing sheep every Saturday in an attempt to wipe the slate clean. Then again, it makes it very easy for Christians to seek forgiveness. Maybe he's being too lenient.
What do you think about Islam?
It seems so much more straightfoward in comparison with Christianity eh.
There's only one Quran, not a million different versions.
& it's relatively easier to understand, shorter too, about the size of the NT.
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:59 PM

Yesterday three frogs snuck into my kitchen through the wash room because my cousin didn’t block the drain with the thingy so we were tasked with the mission to search and dispose. I for one am I'm not afraid of touching a frog with my own hands but my cousin is scared to death of them. He caught the first one using two long broomsticks while I annihilated what was left with my manly bare hands. And while cuz was getting rid of teh enemy I mischievously touched his foot with my own when he wasn’t looking. He jumped like a frog.

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Oh whatever, you're not that brave!
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 08:05 PM

I know, it's who I'm named after. :P
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#50 Charm & Strange

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 08:11 PM

Well I'm drawing closer to getting some proper funding to make the film I've always wanted too :P Ok so £25,000 isn't a huge budget but it's enough for me to put something of a high standard together, and of course have the UK Film Council involved makes getting the film out there afterward much easier. While nothing is definite yet the initial response I've had is that I'm in with a very good chance of getting the full amount, not bad at 17, even if I say so myself :cool:
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 08:29 PM

On Tuesday i got so wasted on cheap cider and weed that i can't remember most of the night. And i had a hangover for well over 24hours.
wednesday lasted so fucking long...not drinking and smoking again. ugh
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#52 HenryHill

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 08:34 PM

Chiseling away at Moby Dick at the moment.
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 01:08 AM

Currently working on my Lego yacht; childish I know, but fun nonetheless. And that's what's important.
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 06:41 PM

Well I'm drawing closer to getting some proper funding to make the film I've always wanted too :P Ok so £25,000 isn't a huge budget but it's enough for me to put something of a high standard together, and of course have the UK Film Council involved makes getting the film out there afterward much easier. While nothing is definite yet the initial response I've had is that I'm in with a very good chance of getting the full amount, not bad at 17, even if I say so myself :cool:



That's a pretty damn good achievement, nice one.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 06:48 PM

just make sure its not R18, fallout, else you my not get to see it. congrats

Edited by Jonas, 05 December 2008 - 07:00 PM.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 09:25 PM

I know, it's who I'm named after. :)

Furreal?
haha, good stuff :D
edit: You're not going on a temple-trashing rampage any time soon, I hope :P

Edited by _aggie_, 05 December 2008 - 09:28 PM.

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#57 Itrade

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 10:47 PM

His hair isn't metal enough for any of that stuff. I bet he couldn't even kill one Philistine with a donkey's jawbone.

Edited by Itrade, 05 December 2008 - 11:21 PM.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:02 AM

So almost a week ago, on Monday, the Moon, Venus, and Jupiter arranged themselves to look like a smiley face. I was at a camp when it happened and it was pretty funny, but I thought it was just a local thing or something due to sattellites or cloud coverage or something. Turns out, nope, it was global. And what's better, it was a smiley face in one hemisphere and a frowney face in the other.


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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:06 AM

just make sure its not R18, fallout, else you my not get to see it. congrats

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:38 PM

I forgot whether it was platinum baller, Ace, or Reality/Bunny who was afraid of spiders, so I'll just post a picture of a Hobo Spider and the one who freaks out all over the page is the one with the phobia.
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