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#81 Watson

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 12:31 AM

Hitman: He Hits the Man
Hitman: Undercover Lover
Hitman: Game Number Five
Hitman: (Untitled)
Hitman: My Beautiful Life
Hitman: Special Gardening Edition
Hitman 2030: The Retirement Years
Hitman 2035: The Retirement Years Part Two: Nursing Home Bandits
Hitman: Splinter Cell
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#82 mithrando

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 01:19 PM

Hitman: From Russia with love
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#83 mysteryman_25

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 07:06 AM

Hitman: Puke
Hitman: Kantot
Hitman: Aso
Hitman: Hayop
Hitman: Balakubak
Hitman: Malibog
Hitman: RIP Hitman Series
Hitman: Lecha
Hitman: Kupal
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#84 Jakeke

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Posted 16 October 2010 - 06:17 AM

Hitman 5: Hit of Man

Hitman 5: Killer

Hitman 5: Cat days

Hitman 5: Trinity killer

Hitman 5: WAKA WAKA YE YE

Hitman 5: This is madness
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#85 Mistah47

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 03:26 PM

Hitman: This time It's personal
Hitman: No reservations
Hitman: The fifth installment
Hitman: Period money
Hitman: Need for a shithole
Hitman: Middle Age Cloned Agent Ninja Human
Hitman: The 35-year old virgin

Hitman: Breaking the law
For this one the soundtrack would be "Breaking the law"

Edited by Mistah47, 01 November 2010 - 07:48 AM.

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#86 Rytuklis

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 02:15 AM

Hitman 5: Grand Theft Auto
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#87 space_monkey

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 02:09 PM

please do more, love this thread
Hitman 5: dead ninjas days
Hitman 5: albinos strike back
Hitman 2015
Hitman OMGIGP
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#88 WinterNight47

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 03:27 PM

Hitman: batter up!
Hitman: chuck norris edition
Hitman: Swing time
Hitman: jail fun
Hitman: anyone still care?
Hitman: just like the last one!
Hitman: codename baby maker
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#89 Festus

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 03:56 PM

Hitman 5: Crazy Bald Psycho Bastard!
Hitman 5: Making License Plates
Hitman 5: Chemo Sux!
Hitman 5: I Love Bacon!
Hitman 5: Giant Baby in a Suit
Hitman 5: Cinnamon Blasted Flavor!
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#90 Bynx

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 07:20 PM

Hitman 5: Finally Here
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#91 EpicMcDude

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 12:07 PM

Hitman Forever
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 11:35 AM

Hitman 5: The Space Monkeyyy
Hitman 5: Don't worry, be dead.
Hitman 5: "Bitch!"
Hitman 5: Rubber Duckies Agency
Hitman 5: Adventures of Mr. Johnson
Hitman 5: Silverballin', bitches!
Hitman 5: Cloning the Pope
Hitman 5: How I met my fathers
Hitman 5: Your friendly neighborhood Hitman
Hitman 5: Lost more than $3'000'000 (AGAIN) after fake funeral
Hitman 5: Coming soon...

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#93 Ceadderman 47

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Posted 04 February 2011 - 12:59 PM

Hitman: Clone another day. :cry:
Hitman: Silence is Golden. :wtf:
Hitman: Got poison? :cheers:
Hitman: Where's the target?
Hitman: Attack of the Bald Clones. :good:

HA! Got a million of em. Be here all week. :laugh:
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#94 Tom Steward

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 07:38 AM

Hitman : superfreak , superfreak oh yeah !
Hitman : Myth Busted !
Hitman : The Road to the Whitehouse
Hitman : The Pianoman [

Edited by Tom Steward, 05 February 2011 - 07:39 AM.

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#95 themurder2k5

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 03:27 PM

Hitman 5: The Beautiful Man Behind All The Killings
Hitman 5: The Heartbreaking Story Of Mr. 47
Hitman 5: Mr. 47 Falls In Love
Hitman 5: Murder Actually
Hitman 5: He Is Just Unstoppable!
Hitman 5: The Bathroom Guest
Hitman 5: You Better Not Go In There, It's Kinda Smelly

Edited by themurder2k5, 05 February 2011 - 03:27 PM.

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#96 space_monkey

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 12:40 PM

Hitman V: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
Hitman V: 640509-040447 is back (inspired by the upper signature XD)
Hitman V: Agent 47 vs Kane & Lynch
Hitman V: World War II Crisis
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#97 MadmanReaper

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 03:35 PM

Hitman vs Predator.

Hitman V: GET ORF MOI LAWN! (47 suffers accelerated aging and becomes a paranoid old man who sits in a rocking chair on the porch with a shit gun, the game ends when you run out of werthers originals.)


That is one awesomeness fucking rip of MGS4 XD

Hitman 5: Sorry fans, you'll have to wait another 5 or 6 years for us to tell you its been cancelled :)
Hitman 5: It fucking belongs to Japan now! (Reference to Eidos being bought by Square Enix)
Hitman 5: 5 year early edition (Yay??)

Edited by Madman 1, 18 February 2011 - 03:40 PM.

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#98 Codename

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Posted 20 February 2011 - 10:47 AM

Kindergarden Hitman (Agent 47 goes deep undercover to find out informations about a target from his kid, who is in kidergarden. But will agent 47 survive the kids' shenanigans? Fun for the whole family!)

Hitmad 5

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Hitman 5: Episode II: The Clone Wars

Hitman 5: Blood Money 2

Hitman 5: Deadly Donuts

Hitmageddon

Hitman Does The Upper West Side

Hitman 5: I Still Need To Use The Bathroom

Hitman VS. Batman

White Hitmen Can't Jump

Super Hitman World

Where In The World Is Agent 47?

One Flew Over The Hitman's Hideout

Hitman 5: Out Of The Closet

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#99 Acid Burn

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Posted 20 February 2011 - 10:54 AM

I'd love to play Hitman 5: Barby Academy.
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#100 Boris The Bullet Dodger

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Posted 03 March 2011 - 11:29 AM

Hitman: The Lone Ranger
Hitman: 2 Weeks 'til Retirement

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Silent Assassin - Favourite game by far!
Contracts - Scared the crap out of me.
Blood Money - Too easy.

Absolution - Disappointed...

Codename 47 - Never played it.