People say Bateson really liked doing 47. In that case I have a glorious
conspiracytheory to explain why they sacked him.
One day Bateson appeared at work dressed like 47. IO was like "wow, that's some strange commitment" but let it slide. A few days later he stood by one of the developers. The dev looked at Bateson's hand and noticed a fibre wire. "Man that's weird" he said to himself. A day later the same thing happened, and when another dev left his nearby cubicle Bateson moved closer. And closer. Then the dev had to leave his cubicle out of fear.
Then the day after that Bateson shouted "I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!" at the entire staff. It was then decided he had to be retired for his own good before he killed everyone and/or started bringing Chinese prostitutes into the building in order to subsequently save them.
Also they had to sack Jesper Kyd because whenever he'd compose a song Bateson would go into a weird crouching position and start sneaking across the hallways and make everyone feel uncomfortable.
As of now, this seems the most



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