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#21 Johnny Drama

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 09:03 AM

i think he's sterile like his sperm doesn't work, but i think he can get on a hard on and cum.


Wtf did I laugh of this! :D

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 10:33 AM

i think he's sterile like his sperm doesn't work, but i think he can get on a hard on and cum.


A person cannot be sterilized and still be able to orgasm (the male genitalia retain their functionality otherwise). The point of sterilization is to have the person in question not being able to reproduce.

Sterilization on human males usually includes vasectomy, making it physically impossible "to cum" as the tubes which connect the testicles to the prostate, are cut and closed. What you are referring to (I guess) is infertility. In that case one's member is able to erect but not able to produce the required amount of sperm/semen to initiate pregnancy on their female partner.

This is basic human anatomy.

You will discover he is sterilize because of the amount of chromosomes.


If you did your homework (or used common sense, whichever you prefer) - you'd realize that a person having 47 chromosomes also suffers from Down's Syndrome. If we were to follow your analogy presented above, agent 17 (from Silent Assassin) would be not human, but an apple.

"Merely coincidental to his name, he has a 47th chromosome that gives him above-average fitness and intelligence. In real life, possessing an extra chromosome can lead to problems such as infertility, Downs syndrome and premature death"


"Coincidental to his name" - yeah, right. Always convenient put aside hard facts with a disclaimer like that. Smart folks, those IO crazies. ;)

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 11:18 AM

Do your research. Having a vasectomy in no way inhibits the ability to orgasm or ejaculate, neither does being sterile. The word for that is impotence, though that really means the inability to maintain an erection, some impotent males can ejaculate even though not erect.

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 11:59 AM

A person cannot be sterilized and still be able to orgasm (the male genitalia retain their functionality otherwise). The point of sterilization is to have the person in question not being able to reproduce.

Sterilization on human males usually includes vasectomy, making it physically impossible "to cum" as the tubes which connect the testicles to the prostate, are cut and closed. What you are referring to (I guess) is infertility. In that case one's member is able to erect but not able to produce the required amount of sperm/semen to initiate pregnancy on their female partner.

This is basic human anatomy.



If you did your homework (or used common sense, whichever you prefer) - you'd realize that a person having 47 chromosomes also suffers from Down's Syndrome. If we were to follow your analogy presented above, agent 17 (from Silent Assassin) would be not human, but an apple.



"Coincidental to his name" - yeah, right. Always convenient put aside hard facts with a disclaimer like that. Smart folks, those IO crazies. ;)


incorrect, in a vasectomy, you may have an erection, orgasm, and all that entails. but your semen will not contain sperm.

THAT is basic human anatomy.

as for sterilization, there are many types. one of them is the sci/fi fantasy variety which 47 seems to fall under(i assume he was born this way with no surgical procedure done). that is his sperm is defective.

hehe, do your research next time. and also think, how many young married men would agree to a vasectomy if they cannot have sex? all it does is tie or otherwise sever the connection to the vas deference.

as for the chromosome thing. how is that common sense? i thought agent 47 got the name cause he was the 47th project? if he had 47 chromosomes, he'd be completely deformed. THAT is common sense.

once again, i have to correct you on a lot of these things you took to be self evident.
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 12:08 PM

If there was ever any consideration for sexual innuendos between 47 and Diana, here are four short vids that make a case for why they have no place in the Hitman games. And yes, that's David Bateson (previous voice talent for 47) and Viviene Mckee (previous voice talent for Diana). And yes, they're cheesy and funny, but still... they have no place in the Hitman games. lol Enjoy!

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 12:19 PM

haha, but now that they've been replaced by 2 young american actors, so you can expect some "hot action" taking place.
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 04:40 PM

haha, but now that they've been replaced by 2 young american actors, so you can expect some "hot action" taking place.


Diana is still British.
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 04:54 PM

this post was unnecessary

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 04:54 PM

Please... dear god... somebody lock this thread

why do you want somebody to lock it?your ashamed to talk about this or you are like religions people ho suffers hearing talking bad about god?
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 04:57 PM

Diana is still British.

no.she is from scotland MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 04:57 PM

Diana is still British.

no.she is from scotland MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 04:59 PM

So.... You guys are complaining about 47 dick?
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 06:06 PM

no.she is from scotland MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Britain encompasses England, Wales and Scotland. So Diana is still in fact British.

And I agree, wtf with this thread? First talking about marketing strategies and now about the definition of Sterile, whether 47 can get it off and whether he's got Down's Syndrome and 17's an apple. Whatever, this thread provides the lulz

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 06:57 PM

wtf with this thread? First talking about marketing strategies and now about the definition of Sterile, whether 47 can get it off and whether he's got Down's Syndrome and 17's an apple. Whatever, this thread provides the lulz

HHAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY AGREE WHIT YOU
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 08:46 PM

A person cannot be sterilized and still be able to orgasm (the male genitalia retain their functionality otherwise). The point of sterilization is to have the person in question not being able to reproduce.

Sterilization on human males usually includes vasectomy, making it physically impossible "to cum" as the tubes which connect the testicles to the prostate, are cut and closed. What you are referring to (I guess) is infertility. In that case one's member is able to erect but not able to produce the required amount of sperm/semen to initiate pregnancy on their female partner.

This is basic human anatomy.


Are you testing out your new stand up comedy routine on us or something? Because this is probably the funniest thing i've read all day.
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 09:37 PM

Are you testing out your new stand up comedy routine on us or something? Because this is probably the funniest thing i've read all day.

Let's hope no one stars a topic named: "Does 47 masturbates?" =)) it will be curios to see all the reply and fantasies of all fans and the reaction of hte obsess ones
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#37 Johnny Drama

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 11:52 PM

I love how in the middle of this page bobbie keep talking with himself about 47s dick all night.
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 01:26 AM

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A vasectomy makes it impossible to ejaculate now? When did they change that? Semen and sperm are not the same thing dude... Seminal fluid helps deliver the sperm. I can assure you with certainty that men who have had vasectomies can still ejaculate. Sterile and infertile are synonymous in almost all instances.


yeah i told him that already. did he make another stupid post and delete it or something? who are you replying to?
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 03:00 AM

I know, it makes no sense. I was on my fucking tablet and somehow mixed up what was a quote and what wasn't. Tiny fucking screens... I thought I was replying to you, you quoted Chornonzon to reply to him and it didn't look like a quote. I thought you were replying to me and agreeing with Choronzon about his fantastical human anatomy.

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 05:24 AM

Lost for words @ this thread.
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