"Watch where you're going you bag of dicks!" - The resort security NPC outside of the of Staff Quarters that walks up the stairs to the Sushi Restaurant.
Sala Malekum. Want a lamp? These are dark times no?
"Come in! Come in!I'm so honored by your visit in my humble shop. I can see you have an eye for high quality products."
Penelope Graves: "What? You want a kiss?"When standing right in her face.
Oh yes please.
"Please, please be an orgy", "Someone's being a real nuisance" and "Bye bye, bye bye boo-boo" are my definite favorites. :,)
inb4 Rocco's sister
@GuLeAll the credit to the creator of the video for getting this jewel on screen:
When crouching "HEY act your age man! What are you 46, 48?
"Don't shoot! I-I'm like Jesus or something!"
"I'm like Jesus! I heal people!" A good one.
Oh yeah, that's really funny too (because of the numbers).
I forgot to mention "Please, please leave me be, I-I just had my teeth done!"
"Eeeaaggghh you bitch, I'm gonna get you for this!!"
"Yeah, you don't deserve his autograph, you deserve--poop in a bag."
Gets me every time.
Lol just heard the orgy line today for the first time today.
While wearing the Requiem Suit..."Is that Pitbull?"
I have to also mention the most retarded conversation in the whole game. It's in AHBoS when some guy talks about a Frenchman looking for a fortune teller and the other guy wants to date his sister, so bad that it's funny. I want to know what guys at IO thought when they were writing that dialogue.
I was dressed as the priest in landslide and I bumped abiatti, he said "f**k off you smell like death"
Lol i always imagined them saying that for the sapienza outfit.
Damn, again I remember a brilliant quote I forgot about.
"Oh shit, oh shit. Oh fuck fuck shit!"
"Bald, white, stone-faced like MMMMM" gets me every time.