Wen T'sai: "You! Bald Waiter! What are you doing there behind my chair?"
47: "Oh, Sir. I was just checking to make sure our safety features are in working order."
Wen T'sai: "What safety features?!?"
47: "Why, when danger is imminent, we sometimes activate our Restaurant Ejector Seats. Throws anyone clear of the site of danger. You'd be miles away from where any threat or major blast just occurred!"
Wen T'sai: "Ejector Seats? You must be joking."
47: "I never joke about my work, Sir."