ET #26 "The Entertainer" 07/14/2017 (14/07/2017) (Final ET for season one)


#81

I had really dismissed all thought of there being dogs or any other animals in this game. But on the slight chance that there will be dogs in season 2: what a fantastic and hilarious way to introduce them! Dropping a few dogs in the final ET would be mind-blowing and an awesome little hint about what’s upcoming next season.

(Although, I kinda hate killing dogs in video games and kinda hate that it’s such a staple of video games, so part of me hopes that we won’t get any.)


#82

Dogs would be weird indeed, I somehow can’t put them into the concept.

But as long they dont fuck with cats I am fine with anything.


#83

So far the animals I have seen in this game are pidgeons, a kraken, rats, various insects and fish. For cats and dogs I think you only get noises in the background for Sapienza and Marrakesh.


#84

The good thing is that the only flasks on that map are far away, so we might see some more interesting speedruns this time.


#85

How funny would it be if they reused the dogs from Blood Money? :laughing:


VS


#86

Never again. Those count as witnesses and can call the guards.


#87

is this for real? are there actual expectations of dogs or npc on npc combat? that would be pretty legit


#88

Ha yeah, I remember…
I doubt we will see any dogs in this one anyway. (I’d really be surprised if there were.) but hey, ya never know…


#89

NPCS can’t even fight between them. Just expect something in the video briefing like the pic of the two guys fighting and that’s it.


#90

Most likely…
Maybe even a photo of the bull dog from Absolution (if anything) but again, I doubt it.


#91

I like this conversation :+1:


#92

1 question, Final ET is called “Clown” or “Freak”


#93

I think it’s officially The Freak. I wrote clown aswell just to make it more clear the target is a clown. I’ll remove it now that it’s clear.


#94

10-4 (20fuckingcharssssss)


#95

It’s two mascots in dog suits fighting.


#96

The briefing doesn’t suggest at all that we will be seeing that, it’s a description of the clown’s background before the mission. Like it says, they’re not sure why he’s in Marrakech (and they’d surely know why if his fight club was there).


#97

Codename “The Freak” could suggest that he has body deformities


#98

hey man!

Don’t disrespect my childhood like that. That’s not a dog

That’s Barney man-get it right!


#99

And the other’s a bird suit guy. :stuck_out_tongue:
I can’t find a video of two dog mascot guys in a punch up. :stuck_out_tongue:


#100

To be very honest, I think the leaked ‘DJ’ elusive target would be better for the final one of the season. Imagine a big DJ booth with dancing NPC’s at this location:


Would be a cool way to end this period. A big party, everyone going crazy and shit. Loud music that you can hear all over the map (with landslide effect; the further you walk, the more quiet it gets). :musical_note:

But, a freak/clown with a weird ass performance would be cool too, and funny. :clown_face: