Wait I know this… LETHAL WEAPON 2?
Oh oh I have a few more:
“This is what success looks like. After a while you start to measure it by the size of the pile of destruction around you. You’ve gotta break it all down just so you can build it back up again.”
“The road to Hell is paved with good intentions… The people we love littered by the roadside.”
Spoken by Handsome Jack in “Tales from the Borderlands”
Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
The best movie Tarantino has made.
“There is a Magical operation of maximum importance: the Initiation of a New Aeon. When it becomes necessary to utter a Word, the whole Planet must be bathed in blood.”
Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain (originally from Magick (Book 4) written by Aleister Crowley).
What business is it if yours where in from…friendo?
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
You know what date is on this coin?
Chigurh: 1958. It’s been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it’s here. And it’s either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it.
A word “motherfucker” from Samuel’s mouth is just pure poetry
You really want me to shake your hand?
McCoskey: Good morning, gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
[uses the gun to kill the officer]
Jimmy Dix: You don’t like women much do ya Joe.
Joe Hallenbeck: [about his wife] At least I liked the guy she was fuckin’. He was my best friend.
Jimmy Dix: Nah man, he was a scumbag private detective.
Joe Hallenbeck: All private detectives are scumbags.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah, but that scumbag tried to get you killed.
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah well, friends can’t be perfect.
Where is pancakes house?
“MORGAN,get your ass over here!”
“Ass en route”
“I accept you like a brother”
“I killed my brother. Yours too.”
“No matter what you try,no matter when,no matter how hard you work,I’ll always be one step ahead of you for one simple reason”
“And what’s that?”
“I own you”
“What does that mean?Know me,know me,know me,nobody ever knows anybody else! You will NEVER know ME!”
-Sean Bateman,Rules Of Attraction
"Alright,the safe word is “police brutality” "
“He was trying to buy more sand for his hour-glass. I wasn’t selling any”
“Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are”
God, i love Cloaker’s lines.
“I should have fucking killed you when I had the chance.”
-Dexter fucking Morgan
’‘Oh yes Mr. Green. That’s a fascinating idea. Oh please Mr. Green come & take a look at this book and stand oh so close to me, Mr. Green.’'
(Jacob Frye, mocking his sister Evie Frye)
’‘What’s this Greenie? Assassin Christmas?’'
(Jacob Frye mocking Henry Green)
’‘What a Prick.’'
(Jacob Frye showing respect to a Templar he just killed)
(Jacob Frye talking to himself while getting shot at by a Templar)
’‘Oh, and a 3 story drop will only shatter your legs, give crimson on your fancy-dancy red gown & send you right back to the fucking workhouse the difference is that you can run from him!’'
(Jacob Frye with the same blighter woman from the last line, hollding her a-top a house)
’‘You’re such a romantic Freddy!’'
(Jacob Frye mocking Fredderic Abberline)
’'We seem to have made an unscheduled stop.
(Jacob Frye, doing an unecessary bond joke, at the point of his (almost) death, when a train fell from roadtracks)
’‘Maybe next time I’ll walk.’'
(Jacob Frye doing the same unfunny joke, at the same train wreck)
(Jacob Frye, everytime his sister Evie Frye mocks back at him)
’‘Oi, come back here you filthy dipper!!!’'
(Jacob Frye at a child that stule his purse)
Honestly the whole game of Assassin’s Creed Syndicate was about Jacob’s unfunny & ocasionally hillarius and off-topic jokes, mocking other characters - honestly one of my favourite AC protagonists!
P.S. (Checkout Ac syndicate funny Jacob Frye moments compilations, people have literally made jwhole compilations about his bad puns and recklessnes lol)
“Shut up,sit down,relax.”
-Tommy Vercetti,GTA Vice City
“50,000 people used to live here…Now it’s a ghost town” © Cpt MacMillan from CoD4MW.