Hitman 2016 Speedruns


#1061

awwwww man, they even patched the fucking toilet? Jesus christ is like they just look at things that are fun and mess the hell with them. Fix annoying bugs? Nah fam, those stay in.

RIP one of my favorite kills :frowning:


#1062

this is my revenge for the slow, unclear briefed ET:

2 duckies! duckie ftw!


#1063

Very sad I never got to try that kill :sob:.


#1064

Shit that’s so cool. Why would they patch that?


#1065

Because it’s what they do systematically patch every shred of fun from the game each update and replace it with more bugs :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:.


#1066

Yeah it’s starting to seem that way.


#1067

Club 27 SA/SO (2:03)


#1068

I tried back to game last time, but when I see how it’s still standing and some things even get worse… Of course half year after premiere we still haven’t briefcase.


#1070

Why did you quit and delete all your videos? You’re an amazing player.

It probably was a good choice though, this game is not nearly as fun anymore


#1071

I delete videos because they still change some things (like for example toilet kill) and a lot of my techniqes don’t work in new patches. I was also little frustrated then for various reasons.

About my last gameplay (ET) - I tracking my target 5 min, then I said fuck it and hit him using “Dr. Pepp” - game over and end of this amazing experience.


#1073

Which ET? The Fixer?

And do you plan to ever make Hitman videos again?


#1074

Yes the fixer. Maybe I’ll back sometime.
Now I’m waiting for Hokkaido and WA2000 - it can be interesting mission.


#1076

i got it! everybody got rekt! but the cheater :slight_smile:


#1077

45? So slow, you disgust me


#1078

im sorry. i will grab some 43 or 42 next time.


#1079

Real pros get 33 SA


#1080

i will do my best. i promisse.


#1081

Feature Contract : A bullet of peace and a joint to share 3:17


#1082

This one sure beats @Fortheseven.


#1083