First Class Postal Service in 4:33
I'm sure I lost a lot of time with the dumb hippie but it's hard to kill that guy quickly. Almost a minute and a half would've been saved had I been able to just leave after Rocco.
So if you were curious, here's the gimmick for the Looking Into The Distance guy:
The Lion Sleeps Tonight in 1:14
Not my fastest time due to the slight randomness, but yeah the gimmick is that Lion Forrest will die from taking literally any damage whatsoever at any range. One shotgun pellet clips him and it's goodnight. Oddly, the "FORE!" sound didn't play this time, which it normally does any time he dies.
Finally, another one from me. Little bit of luck required to maximize time on this one but I managed it semi-reliably, so I'm sure people can do even better.
Party Like a Rock Star (Bangkok-PC): 1-08-9414112-02
Five Crew, five different Accidents, all on the trashed hotel floor.
Also I saw that @Fortheseven broke sub-1min on I Know Paris Inside & Out. Should've expected as much, though I kinda figured it was possible. You can get most of the kills really quick. Well, he can, anyway.