This is an okay contract, but the inability to do a whole lot with the targets makes it too difficult for me to do any interesting challenges. This was the best I came up with, and it was plagued with far too many moments that elicit the titular complaint.
Come the fuck on, Ladieee! by @Pagan, SA/SO/AO w/ Four Unique Accidents
Don't blame you if you don't watch the whole thing (the editing didn't work out due to some changes I was trying and they don't let me fix it), but it summarizes how bullshit the game is right now and how incredibly unfun it is to attempt to set up anything creative. Emetics don't work, audio distractions don't work, multi-stage lures don't work, sink lures don't work, you basically have to coin trick or FE bomb or knock out half the level to not be spotted by random bullshit that's different every single run. This isn't fun and it wastes my time, but doing FE bomb drive-bys means the contract is too straightforward.
Case in point: Since I didn't have time to splice them together properly here's the speed version, where I FE bomb 3/4 targets because everything else is pointless: