Two Jobs by @Fortheseven (1:22)
It’s an honor to even be within 10 seconds of fkgfw('s first attempt).
The Berserker by @Pagan (2:28)
I was sure that there was a way to lure the CICADA guy down from the attic, and I even found a way to do it, but it simply wasn’t faster than this route as it required diverting and setting up a trap and not having the second BC for the lady. If I were a little slower I could catch him at an earlier point, but that obviously won’t make the run faster. There’s definitely some clever routing involving fire-and-forget setting up that guy’s death though; the rest you can easily do in a minute twenty or so tops.