I think the most disappointing thing about Bangkok was that it definitely didn't feel like a hotel. It was supposed to be a luxury resort, but there was nothing to do. The beach wasn't open, there was no pool, no spa, no fitness center, just a bunch of bars and a restaurant. The architecture was sort of weird too, and the placement of video cameras didn't make any sense.
The other thing that disappointed me was that I couldn't tamper with Jordan's cake by putting bacon on it or something, so that Jordan goes to puke not because he was poisoned, but because he just ate something that was non-vegan. That would have been freakin' hilarious.