Hey Vinnie, today is the anniversary of the day you were assassinated!
Btw: your avatar reminds me of the obituary photo in the newspaper.
Vinnie is all like "Who da fuq shot me!!??"
Aaahh, the dog bit me!!!
It wasn't me
No, seems like you're a vegetarian!
Ah, Home Improvement with Tim Allen, it was a hilarious tv-show .
Hahaha HILARIOUS!! It's Wilson Sinistra!
You want a piece of me!??
Put Your hands in the air like you don't care!!!...
"Country boy Vinnie" created by @Mnemosyne
Edit: I made a few tweaks