A MICE BITE ME AT WORK!
I was at the reception desk which is situated right in front of the primary entrance and I saw this small small mouse outside. Stupiditly me went out there to look at the little fellow better and cast him away because I was waiting for some new arrivals and the last thing you want is having mouses in front of the Hotel.
But when the automatic sliding doors opened this bastard came right in and was going straight to the bar where there were other clients. So I start chasing him left and right till he crawled behind a vase. I crouched to remove that vase from its position so he could come out, but then he proceeds to run away and out of instinct I put my hand on him to stop him.
Well he bite me! I kicked him out and he died by the impact of my shoe I guess
Right in that fucking time a bunch of kids no more taller than 1.20 meter enters the hall way from a door and they saw the mice and they started "Is it dead? Is that a mouse?"
And one of them ran away to his mom shouting "MOMYYYY THE MISTER COUGH A MOUSE"
Then the bartender arrive and asked what happen. In front of all those kids I shouted "HOLLY FUCK A MOUSE BITE ME!!! THAT FUCKING LITTLE SHIT"
The bartender called a medic who told him on the phone that I need to go urgent to an hospital to have a vaccine. So I picked up my car keys and wallet and went 40 km to the nearest hospital.
Medic there told me that I'm the funniest thing that happen all night. I asked to make a photo because my director will never believe I can be this stupid.