Hey guys, I did a little rampaging in Sapienza as Jingles. Here are a some highlights, along with corny commentary, some of it lines from the game. This is really dorky guys I realize. But, I love running around town as him so hope you enjoy!
"Don't make fun of my shoes, bitch!"
"Not in the..."
"Ouch, Ouch! And no one to catch me as I fall"
"I brought my own knife. I want to be a butcher today."
"Are you saying I cannot live my dream of being a butcher for the day? Surely we can work this out"
"I will not be stopped from pursuing my dreams by you!"
Excuse me sir, I don't think you should do that!"
"Hey guys can I axe you a question? How's my hair?"
"Oh, so you charge just for a consultation? And you said my bells are stupid?! YOU WILL DIE TODAY"
"Now, what to do with you?"
"Maybe we could split the cost of a consultation next time"
"Once again, when I axe you how my hair looks, don't try and be funny."
"Hey nice shirt. You look like you party, where's the beach at?"
"Oh, you too, making fun of my bells. And you said I smell like hot garbage? Alrighty then, I tried to be nice"
"Warning to ya'll: don't fuck with Jingles"