Which reminds me that daylight saving time kicks in next weekend, which means a weekend that is one hour longer than usual (I don't ordinarily yeehaw, but this is etc). This makes me happy. I am a humble man.
Which ever god can permanently make all weekends two hours longer and not screw up calendars and seasons and all that, I will bow my head in worship for the rest of my days.
Although, if that god then demands I devote my time in worship for say, three hours a week, I will curse them to the lowest hell.