Hitman Series: "Incorrect Quotes" Memes thread

I’ve managed to generate intresting conversation between Berlin targets using ScatterPatter’s Incorrect Quotes Generator.


Here’s a link to it if someone wants to use it:
https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

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I used that too for jiao and montgomery a while ago and i got a lot of gold like this


monty walking straight into 47s trap

monty after said trap
and my personal favorite quote i managed to get

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Haha that’s fun! I did it with Diana and 47 and that’s what came out:

Diana: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
47: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Diana:
Diana: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

47: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Diana: I think you mean cards.
47, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

And this one, especially for @Bourbon :kissing_heart:

Diana, pointing: May I sit there?
47: That’s my lap
Diana: That doesn’t answer my question, 47.

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Antics with the Five Fathers:




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Somehow stumbled across a prompt that’s accurate to the actual mission

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Sums up Hitman 3

Your prompt:
Diana: I think we’re missing something.
47: Teamwork?
Grey: Cohesion?
Olivia: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Welcome to my world, now. You’re welcome. :blush:

…Okay, that was cursed, I know. Here’s something less cursed.

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my sitcom stars wazir kale, dawood rangan and vanya shah:

Wazir: Where are you going?

Dawood: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

Vanya and Dawood sitting in jail together

Dawood: So who should we call?

Vanya: I’d call Wazir, but I feel safer in jail

Vanya, texting Dawood: Dawood! Help I’m being kidnapped

Dawood: Where are you?

Vanya: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Dawood: I’ll call Wazir.

Wazir, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Dawood: Where’s Vanya? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Wazir: Vanya? Whaddya mean, they’re right next to me-

Wazir:

Wazir: I’ll call you back. hangs up

Wazir: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Vanya: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Grey: What’s up guys? I’m back.
47: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Grey: Death is a social construct.

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i live for himbo montgomery

illegal paramilitary terrorists is just another synonym for dumb friendgroup that shares one braincell

i just find the image of orson in golden heels amusing.

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This is Gold :joy:

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Basically what happens in game.

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Your prompt:
Marcus: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Carl: You’re a hazard to society.
Alexa: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Your prompt:
Marcus: Carl, keep an eye on Alexa today. She’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Carl: Sure, I’d love to see Alexa get punched.
Marcus: Try again.
Carl, sighing: I will stop Alexa from getting punched.

Your prompt:
Alexa: We need to get through this locked door. Marcus, give me your credit card.
Marcus: Here.
Alexa, pocketing it: Thanks. Carl, kick down the door.

Your prompt:
Alexa: Carl and I are having a baby.
Marcus: That’s gre-
Alexa, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.

Your prompt:
Alexa, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Marcus: You did WHAT–
Carl: William Snakepeare.

Your prompt:
Alexa: What did you do with Carl’s body?
Marcus: What didn’t I do with the body?
Alexa:
Marcus: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Your prompt:
Vidal: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Your prompt:
Diana: I can explain.
Vidal: Can you?
Diana: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Your prompt:
Diana: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! … And this knife I found.

Your prompt:
Yates: So are we flirting right now?
Diana: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
Yates: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Omg, Arkadij is a true Slav in every way :rofl::rofl:

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There was actually a fourth sentence but it wasn’t meant to be.

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@Bourbon

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The idea behind this is mostly suitable for teenage characters, like from BNHA or Persona 5, which makes it mildly amusing, but if you use it with psychos from Hitman, it makes it honestly hillarious
(don’t ask me why I included Paine, I’m actually not sure about it by myself).

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Oh… :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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It’s a different generator, but I put the MoC targets into the generator and got a very crow-y outcome.
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Bonus:
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