# Ask HMF anything

**URL:** <https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423>\
**Category:** Off-Topic\
**Created:** [December 25, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423 "2020-12-25T21:04:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 125

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**Author:** ![Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/screaming_meat/32/82181_2.png) [@Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Screaming_Meat)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:27pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2665 "2022-09-30T18:27:54Z")

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so if something doesn’t provide utility, it has no value, right? further, because (logical leap) humans have no discernible purpose/utility since (logical leap) they eventually die, humans have (logical leap) no value and thus anything that provides utility to us doesn’t have value.

am i getting that right…?

don’t worry, i won’t drag this out after this. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2666 "2022-09-30T18:30:51Z")

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That’s it, exactly. To clarify, I am perfectly willing to admit that this is simply a _perspective,_ so I could very well be wrong in all of this. I know that; you can’t have a rational mind and not keep that in your back pocket. I just haven’t been convinced otherwise to be able to see another perspective for nearly two decades.

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**Author:** ![Sean](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/sean/32/99959_2.png) [@Sean](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Sean)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2667 "2022-09-30T18:32:23Z")

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> [@Heisenberg](#):
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> Precisely. Nothing actually has any value.

^This guy knows fiat currency

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**Author:** ![Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/screaming_meat/32/82181_2.png) [@Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Screaming_Meat)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2668 "2022-09-30T18:37:51Z")

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i don’t really follow the logic, but fair play to you for getting out of bed every morning for the last 17 years with that rattling in your bone box.

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2669 "2022-09-30T18:41:39Z")

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Oh yeah. People I work with say that I tire them, and I’m like, “You?!” I then point at my head, “You haven’t had to listen to this, every waking moment, non-stop, for the last (however old I am while saying this) years! _This_ never shuts up. You only have to hear me when I decide to talk.”

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**Author:** ![Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/screaming_meat/32/82181_2.png) [@Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Screaming_Meat)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2670 "2022-09-30T18:47:01Z")

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we all have our crosses to bear. unsurprisingly, people just find me really annoying because, well, i’m an annoying prick. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2672 "2022-09-30T19:11:35Z")

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Oh yeah, been on the other end of that spectrum too, having to be the listener.

“Sorry, I’d love to hear more, but I’m late for surgery. I’m having my ears sewn shut.”

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**Author:** ![Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/screaming_meat/32/82181_2.png) [@Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Screaming_Meat)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 10:45pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2673 "2022-09-30T22:45:14Z")

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ignoring hypothetical health concerns and the like, would you prefer to:

a) eat the last of your favourite tasting, single ingredient food to ever exist

or

b) eat only your favourite tasting single ingredient food for the rest of your life without exception?

_Poll ([view on site](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2673))_

i have no idea why this popped in my head…

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2674 "2022-09-30T23:01:27Z")

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Definitely a. Better to remember something fondly than to learn to hate it.

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**Author:** ![MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/mrochoa/32/123469_2.png) [@MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/MrOchoa)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2675 "2022-10-01T01:14:41Z")

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> [@Heisenberg](#):
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> Better to remember something fondly than to learn to hate it.

Ah, you mean the Blood Money effect

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2676 "2022-10-01T01:15:39Z")

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No, I mean the _Birth of the Hitman_ effect.

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**Author:** ![MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/mrochoa/32/123469_2.png) [@MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/MrOchoa)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2677 "2022-10-01T01:18:22Z")

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Wait, _Birth of the Hitman_ was a piece of shit from the beginning, except for that cover artwork that was vaguely based on the Codename 47 promo render with 47 and this gargoyle-thingy

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 1:25am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2678 "2022-10-01T01:25:05Z")

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Yeah, I remember Hitman as a series fondly, until they wrote that damn thing and had to make H2 and 3 follow it.

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Farmer](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/charlie_farmer/32/136175_2.png) [@Charlie\_Farmer](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Charlie_Farmer)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 9:11am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2679 "2022-10-01T09:11:02Z")

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I’d say A as i dont think i could live with milk (does that count?) everyday of my life as im lactose intolerant soooo, i do however enjoy it every now and again.  
To put it short I’d spend the rest of my life on the toilet or bankrupt paying for dairy free milk 😆

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**Author:** ![Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/yacob/32/491_2.png) [@Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Yacob)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2680 "2022-10-01T16:42:40Z")

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To everyone who speaks the Kings English: why do the British F1 announcers always say crash helmet instead of just helmet?

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2681 "2022-10-01T16:57:36Z")

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Perhaps they are distinguishing between helmets made to protect someone from a crash, and helmets meant to protect someone from a bullet in combat? Only reason I can think of.

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**Author:** ![Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/yacob/32/491_2.png) [@Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Yacob)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2682 "2022-10-01T17:20:25Z")

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That was what I assume too but it’s auto racing. The drivers all wear the same kind of helmet.

It would be like if the NFL announcers kept saying “football helmet” during the game. The players are all wearing the same kind. You can just say helmet.

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**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2683 "2022-10-01T17:40:47Z")

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Maybe it’s trademarked and they have to say it for rights reasons? Straws being grasped at this point. It’s probably just the usual fucked up eay of speaking that nobody thinks about.

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**Author:** ![Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/yacob/32/491_2.png) [@Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Yacob)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2684 "2022-10-01T17:50:06Z")

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No way 😂 there are actually 3 companies that make the things and one super complicated situation where one driver is signed as a sponsor from company 1 but their team aerodynamasist likes the way the other companies helmet works better so he wears a mis labeled helmet. Kinda like if you wore Nike shoes made by Reebok.

It’s just part of the way they speak the language, but I’m curious if it’s unique to F1 or if a Brit on the street might say bicycle helmet or construction helmet instead of just helmet.

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**Author:** ![Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/screaming_meat/32/82181_2.png) [@Screaming\_Meat](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Screaming_Meat)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ask-hmf-anything/423/2685 "2022-10-01T18:50:53Z")

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i don’t know, maybe because helmet on its own is a colloquial term for one’s penis tip or glans?

fun fact time! in the uk, the glans are also commonly referred to as a:

- bellend
- meat ram
- pope hat
- greasy spoon
- his saintly glory
- shatner’s bassoon
- tom thumb
- cardinal lady thumper
- the spartan horn dog emporium
- mr quidditch’s wild tangerine ride

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