Awesome Bank

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Alright so this is the Awesome Bank. Where you can list off all the things you are awesome at like Research Bank. Best part is it doesn’t have to be true! You can literally put anything down even if it isn’t ever true!

Here is a brief overview of some things I am awesome at…
Dinosaur Hunting
Time Travelling
Dragon-riding
Boogie Boarding
Chuck Norris Wrangling
And more

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#2

I’m an amateur Milf hunter :grinning:
And it is partially true, only that I’m not so good at it.

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#3

I climbed the Matterhorn in my underwear

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#4

I climbed K2 in my underwear.

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#5

I had a snowball fight naked on top of Everest

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#6

And I carved me name at the summit of Olympus Mons.

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#7

I punched Zeus in the face on Olympus

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#8

I bunch Zeus on Olympus, Poseidon in the Aegean and Hades in Tartarus. I punched Ares in Sparta and he isn’t even one of the OG 3.

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#9

I shoved Poseidon’s trident up his ass.

I killed Stalin

Then resurrected him just to kill him again.

I am a licensed badass

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#10

I kept his trident which is more awesome that just throwing it away.

I have killed no less 107 Stalins including a zombie version of one I had already killed and a ghost version I busted.

In addition to a badass license I am also licensed in
Ghostbusting
Intergalactic Bounty Hunting
Time Travelling
Bartending

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#11

I stole Hitler’s ball

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#12

I, alone, stole Hitler’s Germany, Austria and Hungary. And a little Sudetenland for good measure.

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#13

Mate I managed to weasel the rest of Czechoslovakia too, Beneš was helpless

lol history joke :slight_smile:

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#14

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Brownell for the inspiration.

Eww, nobody tag him.

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#15

My list of accomplishments enlists the following

  • I have single-handedly defeated a lot of the old gods all from C’Thun to Yogg-Saron and their elemental lords.
  • Wielder of the Legendary Blade known as Thunderfury.
  • Stopped the Wild Hunt for good.
  • Bested the Master Mirror in his game of riddles.
  • Part of the Brotherhood of Iron.
  • Son and true heir to the throne of the Hanged God.
  • T-baged Zeus.
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#16

I created you all in my brain, just for my entertainment. I obviously didn’t do a great job but it does mean that all your awesomeness actually comes from me.

Also, I win this topic. I’m great at winning topics.

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#17

nice one or it would be except for the 20 character limit

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#18

I’m awesome at drinking tea and getting told off by my wife for not noticing Things That Need Doing.

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#19

I have assassinated more than a 100 high profile targets around the world, caused a genocide in Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City and Los Santos, have commanded a legion of demons, have defeated the armies of hell for my pet bunny, also went to Skyrim and killed a few lizards.

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#20

I shat in some old guy’s yard once

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