Best NPC quotes


“Will somebody please shoot this son of a whore?!” - Viktor Novikov after being held at gunpoint, 2016.


“What do you want? If you want something, I can give it to you!” Dalia will do anything after being held at gunpoint.


“No no no no! This is like Abiatti throwing me down that well again!”
“Please, I’m still a virgin! :sob: Don’t hurt me!”

  • Silvio Caruso after being held at gunpoint (Damn these gunpoint quotes are good)


“I-I don’t like Caruso… I hate him! He’s- he’s so smug!” - Another gunpoint quote from Francesca DeSantis.


“I have a dog called pickles!” - Ken Morgan at gunpoint.


“Get that f*cking thing out of my face!” What thing, Penelope?


“I’m just a lawer. Relax, baldy!” - Yuki Yamazaki at gunpoint

:frowning: Why do they always poke fun at my bald head?


OH AWESOME! LET’S ALL GET NAKED.NAKY NAKY :joy::rofl::laughing: never heard that line before, was lmao


What, really? No one wants to get naked? Ok…



Thanks for the nice clip of this one. I heard it once and couldn’t get it to trigger again.

I borrowed the link for here:


Heard a new one today. Totally surprised me.
“??? Is down. You owe me money, you son of a bitch!”


I heard a new one the other day. I’ve linked to the part of the unlisted video where it appears.

“Ive got a bullet here that wants to say ‘hi’ to your brain!” :laughing:


All the people that are finding new combat quotes are just too good at the game so they never get into combat in the first place. :wink:


These aren’t really zingers, but I’d not heard them before:


He sounds like Joseph Clarence.


There are more subdue lines for the British sounding guards in Bangkok. I was also trying to get lines for people reacting to naked conscious people. It’s a bit difficult as the npc’s seem to ignore them sometimes.
Edit: I may have accidentally deleted it lol. Guess I’ll go farm out voice lines for naked people again.


Whos there? me 202020202020202020202020


I didn’t get a chance to get people reacting to naked people, but I did collect a bunch of
new subdue lines. I don’t have any software to combine the clips, so it’s a playlist for now. Additionally, I finally got around to getting the female subdue lines, courtesy of Penelope Graves and those will also be posted shortly.


“His balls, aim for his balls!”

When wearing the Santa disguise or randomly with a suit.


“They shook their bony little heads, looked at me with their beady little eyes and said I was crazy!
You, my Friend, are the living Proof i’m not”