Best NPC quotes


#224

“Will somebody please shoot this son of a whore?!” - Viktor Novikov after being held at gunpoint, 2016.


#225

“What do you want? If you want something, I can give it to you!” Dalia will do anything after being held at gunpoint.


#226

“No no no no! This is like Abiatti throwing me down that well again!”
“Please, I’m still a virgin! :sob: Don’t hurt me!”

  • Silvio Caruso after being held at gunpoint (Damn these gunpoint quotes are good)

#227

“I-I don’t like Caruso… I hate him! He’s- he’s so smug!” - Another gunpoint quote from Francesca DeSantis.


#228

“I have a dog called pickles!” - Ken Morgan at gunpoint.


#229

“Get that f*cking thing out of my face!” What thing, Penelope?


#230

“I’m just a lawer. Relax, baldy!” - Yuki Yamazaki at gunpoint

:frowning: Why do they always poke fun at my bald head?


#232

OH AWESOME! LET’S ALL GET NAKED.NAKY NAKY :joy::rofl::laughing: never heard that line before, was lmao


#233

What, really? No one wants to get naked? Ok…

OH MY GAWWWD!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!


#234

Thanks for the nice clip of this one. I heard it once and couldn’t get it to trigger again.

I borrowed the link for here: https://twitter.com/Hitman/status/996303531702398976


#235

Heard a new one today. Totally surprised me.
“??? Is down. You owe me money, you son of a bitch!”
:rofl:


#236

I heard a new one the other day. I’ve linked to the part of the unlisted video where it appears.

“Ive got a bullet here that wants to say ‘hi’ to your brain!” :laughing:


#237

All the people that are finding new combat quotes are just too good at the game so they never get into combat in the first place. :wink:


#238

These aren’t really zingers, but I’d not heard them before:


#239

He sounds like Joseph Clarence.


#240

There are more subdue lines for the British sounding guards in Bangkok. I was also trying to get lines for people reacting to naked conscious people. It’s a bit difficult as the npc’s seem to ignore them sometimes.
Edit: I may have accidentally deleted it lol. Guess I’ll go farm out voice lines for naked people again.


#241

Whos there? me 202020202020202020202020


#242

I didn’t get a chance to get people reacting to naked people, but I did collect a bunch of
new subdue lines. I don’t have any software to combine the clips, so it’s a playlist for now. Additionally, I finally got around to getting the female subdue lines, courtesy of Penelope Graves and those will also be posted shortly.


#243

“His balls, aim for his balls!”

When wearing the Santa disguise or randomly with a suit.


#244

“They shook their bony little heads, looked at me with their beady little eyes and said I was crazy!
You, my Friend, are the living Proof i’m not”