Best NPC quotes


#224

“Will somebody please shoot this son of a whore?!” - Viktor Novikov after being held at gunpoint, 2016.


#225

“What do you want? If you want something, I can give it to you!” Dalia will do anything after being held at gunpoint.


#226

“No no no no! This is like Abiatti throwing me down that well again!”
“Please, I’m still a virgin! :sob: Don’t hurt me!”

  • Silvio Caruso after being held at gunpoint (Damn these gunpoint quotes are good)

#227

“I-I don’t like Caruso… I hate him! He’s- he’s so smug!” - Another gunpoint quote from Francesca DeSantis.


#228

“I have a dog called pickles!” - Ken Morgan at gunpoint.


#229

“Get that f*cking thing out of my face!” What thing, Penelope?


#230

“I’m just a lawer. Relax, baldy!” - Yuki Yamazaki at gunpoint

:frowning: Why do they always poke fun at my bald head?


#232

OH AWESOME! LET’S ALL GET NAKED.NAKY NAKY :joy::rofl::laughing: never heard that line before, was lmao


#233

What, really? No one wants to get naked? Ok…

OH MY GAWWWD!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!


#234

Thanks for the nice clip of this one. I heard it once and couldn’t get it to trigger again.

I borrowed the link for here: https://twitter.com/Hitman/status/996303531702398976