“Do not run by the pool. Fools, you are warned. ~ The lifeguard”
Seven-league slippers have been parked in the wait for magic carpet to join the party
- YellowZR1
- Force_Obscure
- Count.Rushmore
0 voters
“Guess I’ll keep telling my friends we’re just friends ”
“Just the tip”
ROSS: Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.
CHANDLER: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
ROSS: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I’m like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler’s shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you’re in bed…
CHANDLER: Yeah. (they both notice where his hands are)
ROSS: I’m gonna use the cushion.
CHANDLER: Yeah.
ROSS: Okay, you’re in bed. She’s over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.
CHANDLER: Okay, the old hug and roll.
Sorry, I just had to
- Hichkas
- MrOchoa
- Count.Rushmore
0 voters
A bed with possibilities.
Just like that
A wizard cursed a man to wake up with “morning wood” every day…
But it ended up being a bit more literal than anticipated.
“We broke up, because she thinks I’m even less useful than her new bed.”
Okay that was really fast
- Count.Rushmore
- TheChicken
- YellowZR1
0 voters
“Mom said I will have strong legs once I grow up. I can’t wait that long so I’ll get one right now.”
Woah there’s an emote for leg. Amazing!
Darwin’s theory of Carnivorous evolution - dont cut down trees
One was a young drug lord on an African Safari.
The other was a hippo who would eat anything.
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“Rico & Mijo: Love At First Bite”