Elusive Target #11: THE PROCURERS (Year 5 : July 11 - July 20 2025)

Nice video, but as a non-7DS purchaser that’s my first time seeing the Gluttony suit in action, and man is that thing fugly! So ugly that Daphne & Celeste could write a terrible pop song about it.

EDIT - just got to the bit where you called the suit ugly too, haha love it!

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Yeah, the Gluttony suit is the only one (so far) I actively dislike. I don’t mind it from the front, but from the back 47 looks like a child who’s wearing grandma’s hallway rug as a cape so he can play superhero.

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It’s like IOI are going out of their way to give me reasons NOT to buy the 7DS for my current Stadia copy of H3: mission accomplished, ladies and gents!

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The Gluttony Escalation is actually a lot of fun. I wish they had more like that.

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Elusive Target #11: The Procurers - Dialogue

Having spent far too long in the company of these two, I enjoyed finally getting to remove these disgusting targets from the face of the earth.

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Really really enjoyed this one!

Spent a lot of time following them around to hear all the dialogue - what a great premise and great character designs.

Suitably challenging with some interesting wrinkles. I think this is one of the best ETs so far.

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It seems I’d missed some interesting dialogue that just had to be captured and shared. Many thanks to @The_Master for letting me know.

Elusive Target #11: The Procurers - Extra Dialogue

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Man, I’m starting to feel bad for Robert.

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Jack has two short lines for Gregory not being in his seat btw (unfortunately no direct reaction to seing him get poisoned):


…he asks about the man he just saw drop dead after tasting the food he prepared :sweat_smile:

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Got both of them with a meat cleaver. :sunglasses: Good riddance. The double chandelier kill seemed too easy so I chose not to do that as this was quite an easy double ET anyway. I still liked it, the pair has an interesting story.


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Won’t have time to play this one, might play it after a reactivation. But man those seem to be some cool targets, Considering your runs and methods.

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Got them SA rank! I spoiled myself beforehand with Euler’s dialogue video but don’t feel bad given this time there are.multiple reports of this beibg bugged so whatever.

Screenshots soon (this time for real unlike with The Entertainer).

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Awesome work. Especially loved the chef dialogue!! Moldy strawberries soaked in elks blood. Lmao!!

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Since you’re more experienced in cooking than I am is that a real thing people eat? Is it one of those normal things that sounds disgusting the more you think about it? (Like say filtered bovine blood processed by rotting from microorganisms, which is yogurt if I’m correct).

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If you make yogurt out of cow blood then I think you have made a serious mistake. Yogurt is the milk of a cow (usually) that has been processed also until it is done you don’t kill the bacteria, their processing of the milk is what creates it in the first place. In fact certain yogurts have more bacteria added to them.

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It’s just something I heard some people say, I’m not too familiar with it myself.

From what I remembered the filtered blood part is just water and nutrients coming from the blood that’s filtered and processed (not sure if this is the correct word for it) into milk. That does mean that things like urine is filtered blood, it’s just surprising for milk to be called filter blood (the more disgusting the more we think about it part).

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Yes that is true, milk is the by product of their mammary glands filtering the contents of their blood stream then recombining in their liver to form a new substance. Anything that can be considered blood is not not found in milk.

A comparison would be if you made coffee but instead of drinking the coffee you suck to residue from the filter and eat the grounds left over. Not a perfect comparison but you get the idea.

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Actually it very well could be. Mold when controlled is a part of many foods and delicacies. Huitlacoche for example is a fungus that grows on corn.

There are many types of foods made with blood such as blood sausages etc. Blood many years ago was used as a thickener since it coagulates.

So in the end not really that far out that at all.

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This one was fun. I had a hard time locating the chef bc I after I took care of the embalmer I went looking in the kitchen and various other places not realising he was also on floor 2.

I went for extra style and got back into my suit before leaving and just about lost SA crossing the little bridge, but I kept it (=

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Well this one sure loves it’s enforcers and unjust tresspassing zones. Was trying to go with a gluttony shotgun run. Got Mr Roe very smoothly, live kill and all. I then go and pacify the three people in Zach’s room and hide the bodies.
However, Burky’s bodyguard spots me “trespassing” as mansion staff, then gets suspicious once he gets closer. Had to knock them both out, then chucked the bodyguard off the ledge, shot Burky straight in the face (because he’s the guy that “opens the casket” on a funeral, so to speak, and he’ll want a damn good embalmer to open up his) then left and got 4 stars. :pensive:
You know, I did get all the points for SA actions because I killed him and I beat @Viv 's 5 star SA because I was quicker… I’m counting this as silent assassin!!!
Can’t wait for the food critic. I’m thinking proximity explosive in the bread bin and then emetic him :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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