ELUSIVE TARGET #18: THE SERIAL KILLER (Year 5: Jan 16 - feb 8 2026)

Update: The Censor is called ‘Joseph Gorski’ in all languages now.

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I can just hear (and smell) the reddit posts now

Me, launching the game to serve some poisoned fries to the target before exiting in less than three minutes, and closing the game again for the next seven days and the next ET :

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When the egg hunt goes wrong
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Surprisingly, he is still referred as to “The Censor” in the ET Arcade mode.

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This guy likes to use knives and other bladed implements to torture his victims before killing them; he even drops a scalpel. So I’m gonna be inserting a concealable knife into his heart, to show him how a professional does it, while being just a little bit karmic. The only question is, will I finally be able to get the gun lure trick right and lure him to the basement of the house for sale so I can stuff his body in the freezer down there for the government agents to eventually find, or will I have to again resort to hitting him with an emetic and taking him out in the bathroom when he’s done puking and hope nobody goes in while I do it? We’ll see, soon enough.

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The hardest part was actually seeing him before taking the shot (I almost missed him).
All in all I actually enjoy eliminating this guy seeing has you have different ways to approach him and it’s really easy to isolate and either finish the job or do the gun trick to walk with him around the map (even tho the second option might not be intended but shhh).

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The Censor is Professional Assassin ?

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I did a repeat of his first run where I did the weapon lure on him :roll_eyes: but instead of sniping him at the place I lead him to (next to the river) - I played it safe and sniped a PT. I had 2 PTs and was meaning to blast him on top of the garbage truck. He didn’t seem to care about (or see?) the coin I had placed down that would’ve had him in the optimal position. :person_shrugging:

I did restart only once. I used the same method and I watched him go to the suit I had switched from (when he followed me after the weapon lure), but that was the last I saw of him through my sniper scope. I think he must’ve teleported back to the party.

Also, I think his pathing must be different from his original run in H2. He cut through yards and gates to get to the disguise. Before I’m sure he must’ve stuck to the sidewalks. Because he got to the ‘spot’ much faster this time. :thinking:

Got SA, btw.

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Because I’ve been trying to do SASO poison kills this year, I got this one by placing a roar flash grenade on the table and slipping some poison into his whisky while everyone was blind. Maybe the same could be accomplished with causing a mass panic using explosives or bullets, but I wanted to keep it simple.

Man, I just cannot get that gun lure trick to work. My timing is never right. And, I kept getting busted when trying to use an emetic; why are there so goddamn many people walking around this map able to identify a muffin man? Ended up having to lure the target into the bathroom with a couple of coins lying on the floor as he was walking by.

But, it’s over now. I knifed the motherfucker, hid his body in the bathroom closet, and skedaddled. Silent Assassin, Suit Only, no KOs, no emetics, no thrown distractions, and I triggered all conversations and read the FBI intel to make sure the target’s identity was clear for story purposes. It’s not how I envisioned, but this mission was a complete success.

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It seems to work for me if you pick up the gun while he’s still in his turning animation but before he starts walking. So, it’d be like (I think)…

Phase 1: He notices the weapon.

Phase 2: He’s turning to go to the nearest enforcer. Before this ends - pick up the weapon.

Phase 3: He’s already walking. (It’s too late).

That’s a rough idea of what to do (or, what worked for me). And it’s easier to tell if they go away from you (or turn around) rather than walk towards you.

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I’m picking it up too soon, he goes on alert and starts yelling.

By the way, has anyone else had the issue of the challenge image not popping up when killing an ET? The text shows up fine, but the image almost always doesn’t. This has happened to my main account on all the Year 2 and Year 3 ETs. On my newer alt accounts this still happens (as seen in the video), but the image seems to show up correctly more often on them than on my main account.

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Because electrocution phone is for pussies.

Expected SA, but it didn’t work. When I tried to blow up a bomb in the bathroom with an unconscious body I had like 20 seconds before they found it, but now it was seen instantly. Perhabs with a better phone placement or more lucky ragdoll this would work. Good thing I already killed him SA last year and my record wasn’t perfect anyways.

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Phase 3 - Actually its not too late. Run ahead of him, stop in front of him at a reasonable distance where he can see you, drop the weapon, pick it right back up, and run before he gets too close. It will cause him to lock onto you instead of looking for a guard.

I’ll take your word for it on that working…

But the optimal place to initiate the lure is in the house by being around the corner from that server guy that’s leaning up against the wall (in the kitchen near the door to the garage). By standing here (next to a corner) the only way for him to go is away from you. Have the weapon several inches from the corner but not past it (or else the server guy may see it). Once (the Sensor) comes up to him to talk :poop: he’ll see it.

Now. Given the number of other people there are in the area… You had better be in a guard disguise if you’re even thinking about using the method you suggested. Way more than likely someone else will see you drop and pick up the weapon and then you’ll be compromised.

At least, that’s how I believe it would work. But I welcome being corrected with evidence from a video showing said method.

Again. I’m not questioning whether or not that will work, but rather the practicality of it given the number of people in the area and it not getting you compromised. If it were out in the open…?

Can someone explain to me how does the Proximity Taser work effectively? I tried to cook up something by poisoning him and put the taser on the toilets while he vomits but nothing happened. I didn’t know what would happen once i trigger it, i was experimenting.
In any case, i got him right this time with my main account and got my SA. Honor is safe. Let’s hope for a fourth year, i’ll make him go with a bang (literally).

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I bet it would’ve gone off the moment you tried approaching it afterwards, zapping you in the process.