Oh, for a second I thought this was for my (incredibly similarly named) contract (it is named the naughty list.) you can find it posted here.
NEW CONTRACT: Slapstick Comedy
ID: 1-34-4882388-51
Summary: Make Mannindra get crushed by coconuts, Ajimat slip on a banana peel, and Philip fall to his doom without being recorded
Bonus challenges:
I live dangerously: do not destroy any cameras or disable the recording device
literal Slapstick: win the slapping competition
Slip.sfx: make all targets slip on a banana peel
Bonk.sfx: hit all targets with a coconut
Willhelim_scream.sfx: Make all targets fall to their doom
BONUS CONTRACT: Haunting of turtle house
Id:1-26-9981911-51
Summary: Kill Jason Portman and the other guests of Turtle House, plus Ljudmila, without any bodies being found, and optionally suit-only + targets only
Challenges:
A true haunting: Never get spotted while inside turtle house
Pre-emptive haunting: Kill the guy Ljudmila wants to put inside turtle house.
Canon lore: Have a target other than Ljudmila die while you are relaxing on any beach chair
My run:
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I was trying to do this but couldn’t quite get the Rocco kill down. Good to know I was on the right track though. Nice sniping @Quartz_tan
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My new contracts!
(Thanks to @magicdave94 for recreating on Steam)
【The Cold Emperor】
1-37-9227710-41 – Epic
1-37-9751049-84 – Steam
2-37-9719041-29 – PlayStation
【Look at me!】
1-03-5709403-41 – Epic
1-03-7268281-84 – Steam
2-03-3269954-29 – PlayStation
【Power of the Emperor】
1-21-6033435-41 – Epic
1-21-2465210-84 – Steam
2-21-2905911-29 – PlayStation
6 Likes
Recreated on Steam:
The Cold Emperor – 1-37-9751049-84
Look at me! – 1-03-7268281-84
Power of the Emperor – 1-21-2465210-84
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Mystic Art / Mumbai
Steam ID: 1-13-5932778-84
Epic ID: 1-13-2101642-62 (thanks @djsojus )
Xbox ID: 3-13-0067946-50
JSON
{"Author":"magicdave94","MissionId":"e00ea75e-2596-4a78-b0fd-12e583db5bde","MissionName":"LOCATION_MUMBAI","TimeLimit":60,"ExitId":"00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000","CreateFromParamsJ":{"creationData":{"Title":"Mystic Art","Description":"These two individuals have entered into a pact to scam the faithful of Mumbai. Babu paints cheap imitation artworks and so-called Holy Man Kafe sells them off as important religious masterpieces.\r\rAfter having one rather expensive painting appraised and determined to be basically worthless, our client has decided these con artists need to be stopped.","Targets":[{"RepositoryId":"22cdb031-155a-441f-a882-336dfc7b04e1","Selected":true},{"RepositoryId":"cf44b935-9604-4757-901d-3771860bc357","Selected":true}],"ContractConditionIds":[]}}}
Hung Out To Die / Mumbai
Steam ID: 1-13-1489771-84
Epic ID: 1-13-7786165-62 (thanks @djsojus )
Xbox ID: 3-13-8994767-50
JSON
{"Author":"magicdave94","MissionId":"e00ea75e-2596-4a78-b0fd-12e583db5bde","MissionName":"LOCATION_MUMBAI","TimeLimit":60,"ExitId":"00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000","CreateFromParamsJ":{"creationData":{"Title":"Hung Out To Die","Description":"A former foreman of Mumbai Laundry was hanged by the elite guards of Vanya Shah. The man who took his place, it was discovered, sold out this poor fellow for the opportunity of promotion. \r\rThe deceased's family now seek some poetic justice and have turned to us.\rUse every piece of fresh washing in the laundry and turn them against our client's enemies.","Targets":[{"RepositoryId":"f51170ff-0dc6-417e-a208-8e27fcced3dd","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"88adef78-2a19-45fb-9c95-988e82c056f1"}},{"RepositoryId":"01d739d9-d4ea-406f-ab3c-c2b28a27fc71","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"48afc44d-cf8a-44ba-9436-663a6979c908"}},{"RepositoryId":"1ae94312-b566-4f45-82da-fc1368bc74ff","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"b36075a1-b352-4e0f-9d84-84f2bdac6a86"}},{"RepositoryId":"daa09380-806a-4008-b887-3c7abbbfe17c","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"e9dffefc-e896-46e4-b158-1b401b015764"}},{"RepositoryId":"bc6f97ce-c8dc-44a9-b3b9-5b2e87521174","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"a2cef12c-77d6-4062-9596-cf9d1a47d1b5"}}],"ContractConditionIds":["95690829-7da4-4225-a087-08918cccf120"]}}}
5 Likes
On Epic:
Mystic Art: 1-13-2101642-62
Hung Out To Die: 1-13-7786165-62
4 Likes
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So smooth, and super quick 
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Tiny SOHM #83 T:
#83:
1-27-2711630-27 – Epic
1-27-6797612-43 – Steam
2-27-8737508-00 – Playstation
3-27-4454140-69 – Xbox
#84:
1-22-1741001-27 – Epic
1-22-4420669-43 – Steam
2-22-8861114-00 – Playstation
3-22-8366877-69 – Xbox
6 Likes
Asado State of Affairs / Mendoza
Steam ID: 1-31-8757363-84
Epic ID: 1-31-2632616-62 (thanks @djsojus )
Xbox ID: 3-31-4778283-50
JSON
{"Author":"magicdave94","MissionId":"ac8147eb-9a56-4768-bf7c-db0523637093","MissionName":"LOCATION_ELEGANT_LLAMA","TimeLimit":60,"ExitId":"00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000","CreateFromParamsJ":{"creationData":{"Title":"Asado State of Affairs","Description":"A relative of the Llosa Brothers owed gambling debts to some of Yates' hired thugs. After deciding they'd waited long for their money, they tortured him and burned him alive.\r\rHis relatives have put a contract out on these villains and have hired us to cook up a little revenge, served hot.","Targets":[{"RepositoryId":"2e191f4f-a91a-4bce-bd37-925095972b3c","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"8d105591-dfbe-46aa-8520-f00f986b57e2"},"Weapon":{"RequiredKillMethod":"accident_burn","RequiredKillMethodType":2,"KillMethodStrict":"accident_burn","KillMethodBroad":"accident","RepositoryId":"00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000"}},{"RepositoryId":"f9cd3202-9ac7-4b84-81a7-b5dae37853b0","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"8d105591-dfbe-46aa-8520-f00f986b57e2"},"Weapon":{"RequiredKillMethod":"accident_burn","RequiredKillMethodType":2,"KillMethodStrict":"accident_burn","KillMethodBroad":"accident","RepositoryId":"00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000"}},{"RepositoryId":"7d0f02e3-5ece-4232-ab01-dbf80d573f7c","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"8d105591-dfbe-46aa-8520-f00f986b57e2"},"Weapon":{"RequiredKillMethod":"accident_burn","RequiredKillMethodType":2,"KillMethodStrict":"accident_burn","KillMethodBroad":"accident","RepositoryId":"00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000"}},{"RepositoryId":"26b9b080-d227-4379-a386-35d46effb342","Selected":true,"Outfit":{"Required":true,"IsHitmanSuit":false,"RepositoryId":"8d105591-dfbe-46aa-8520-f00f986b57e2"},"Weapon":{"RequiredKillMethod":"accident_burn","RequiredKillMethodType":2,"KillMethodStrict":"accident_burn","KillMethodBroad":"accident","RepositoryId":"00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000"}}],"ContractConditionIds":["008d2eb9-c1c8-44e0-a636-ccca63629f3c","95690829-7da4-4225-a087-08918cccf120"]}}}
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Contract Name - Magician Of The Lost Attic [Paris - The Showstopper]
Steam ID - 1-02-1205235-08
Epic ID - 1-02-1789212-44
7 Likes
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