Favorite Hitman Line

It’s simple. What are some of your favorite lines from the Hitman games?

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Woman commenting on Agent 47, “Well, there goes my 3rd ex-husband.”

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“I need to use the bathroom”

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In his own special way, he cares for you. And vice versa.

You know the expression ‘know your enemy’?/If you know your enemy…

Names are for friends so I don’t need one/I think they called me 47

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Priest in Till Death Do Us Part: “What’s your name, sweet ass?” :joy:

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I heard that live from the man himself :joy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOk0PpJLNoU

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You broke my heart, my Son…I didn’t even recognized my own Son…What good is a Bulletproof Vest, when death strikes from within?

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‘this is the down stairs living room’ :laughing:

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I like this one. I think Cayne was referring to 47’s amorality that would, in some people’s eyes, make one less of a man.

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That was a great monologue. Shame it wasn´t included in the game as well. Same goes for the standoff with Parchezzi seen here:

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I remember doing that too when i first got introduced to Hitman around 2008.

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“I’ll choose the truth I like”

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i was so disappointed from the ingame confrontation with Parchezzi. Especially after what was shown in the trailer.

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“Hello fuck face.”

“Alright dipshit, where’s the girl?”

Oh wait, this isn’t the least favorite lines thread. :sweat_smile:

“This bullet…is a bullet for everyone. And a time, a place. An end. Yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously know too much about me. I can’t have that. Not even in my death.”

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“Wait, belladonna? Isn’t that poisonous?”
“Yes.”
“Should I be concerned?”
“I’m not.”

And this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvnj9LQsfg

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The ending from Silent Assassin is the best line in the Hitman games. This shouldn’t be a discussion. This is peak David Bateson!

The whole monologue is stuck in my head and even to this this day I sometimes repeat it for myself. It’s cool and tells everything about 47.

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“I never left” from Absolution when Bateson was brought back on board. :+1:

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Here are a few ones:
In Sapienza:
Rocco’s sister:“Rocco!Get down here this minute.You can’t be late for your first day!”
Rocco:“Relax.It’s all good.Just gotta put some pants on.”

In Amendment XXV:
Mark Parchezzi III:“We’re practically brothers,you can’t shoot me!”
47:“I can do whatever I’m paid to.”

In A house of cards:
Sheik:“This is a very large casino.”

In Tubeway Torpedo:
Agent Smith:“Let me know if I can help you with anything-You name it!”
47:“Start by putting your pants on.”

And there are many other lines…But,we shouldn’t forget about the guards’ lines in C47:
“Alarm!”
“He’s packing!”
“This guy is loaded!”
“We have a situation here!”
Their accents are really funny. :joy:

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“Yeah, get him Steve. Uhhhh next time Steve.”

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I’d say “Yamee Yamee!!!”

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