Florida man fatally shoots mom after he ‘lost it’ over argument about orange juice
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5 September
Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters
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November 26
Florida man stabs woman with fork over undercooked potato
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07 January
Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his
Gu …guys? 
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A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza
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Naked Florida man breaks into home, tries on woman’s clothes, police say
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Florida Man Ends Argument With Chainsaw Strike
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Florida man wearing bonnet, dress steals baby formula from Publix
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Florida man accidentally kills roommate, dog while committing suicide.
TAMARAC, Fla. (AP) — Florida deputies say a man meant to kill himself – and accidentally killed his roommate and their dog as well – by running his car in their garage.
Broward Sheriff’s spokeswoman Gina Carter told reporters that the first man was found dead with a suicide note in the garage Wednesday morning. They found the bodies of his roommate and dog inside the townhome in Tamarac, also apparently killed by carbon monoxide fumes from the car.
Carter said the deaths of the second man and the dog appeared to be an accident. The men’s names have not been released.
Firefighters evacuated the connecting townhomes, but no one else required treatment.
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I’m jealous of you, having the same birthday as 47. If only I would’ve born one day later. 
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November 29:
Florida man arrested twice this month for bringing loaded gun to airport
This is why they don’t let you get frisked with weapons anymore 
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June 7:
“Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator.”
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“Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans”.
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“Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer”
compromised 
edit: oh upon second glance, that’s not the story for that day: “Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away”. lol lame
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February 4
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April 24th
A Florida construction worker calls in a bomb threat to avoid work.
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Florida man arrested after exposing himself in McDonald’s drive-thru
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