EDIT: I fucking hate April Fool’s. As an Australian I have to say you Yanks aren’t funny, and you make me go through the day fucking twice every fucking year.
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A lot of April fools stuff from today also fall guys and pac-man I guess
Not one not two but three dating simulators / visual novels
The mobile version of pac-man is shutting down on may 30th
Kinda wish for this years April fools snapshot they had jack black narrate every block you place and stuff but this is really cool as well
I would post all the trailers from this separately but this post is way to long already so I’ll just point out there’s a microgame collection that’s free for 24 hours
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Konami’s Official Silent Hill 2 White Pillow
Where you can have restless dreams on a pillow inscribed with Mary’s Restless Dreams.
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Deltarune, silksong, kirby air riders and a 3D dk oh it’s peak
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All my worries about the switch 2 disappeared the moment I saw Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom getting upgrades.
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The Zelda game i wanna see upgraded is Links Awakening, its soooo fuckin good but runs like shit 
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Yeah, cool! 
A good reason for the switch 2 
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New behind the scenes following on from the Nintendo Direct. First of all the direct showed a SpongeBob Easter Egg (possibly level?) hidden in the secret area of Skater Island which in and of itself still retains the secret area of the PS2 version of the game. (The PS1 had Skater Island’s street section as a secret area." As well as footage from Water Park, Cruise Ship and Tokyo.
This BTS shows off Zoo for the first time and it looks like they are going to be totally changing it up so the zoo is abandoned (and at night) (This is gonna piss off the Four Freaks). Nora herself debuted in Session Skate Sim which isn’t a Tony Hawk game but I just wanted to point it out.
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Trying to catch up on the Switch 2 stream during my work breaks today.
That new Mario Kart looks cool, new, experimental, I like the new ideas and features in it. 
Console design is cool. I like the full Kickstand that isn’t a flimsy stick of plastic this time. Not OLED 
but it is vibrant and a big screen.
Bigger internal storage, massive even for Nintendo so, cool.
Actual Voice Chat finally.
Apparently no price listed in the stream? Rumours are its because of the uncertainty of the US tariffs.
Rumours also are the CAD version is gonna be 700$?? The fuck?? And apparently Nintendo might want to go beyond Sony’s price hike and make big Switch 2 games 80$ USD?
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Yep, the MSRP for Mario Kart World is $80, and given how Donkey Kong Bananza is $70 it seems that will be the standard price for Switch 2 games. So we just know that Nintendo are gonna charge $80 for other big releases when they come out, like the next 3D Mario, the next big Zelda game, and the next Super Smash Bros (not counting DLC of course). But don’t worry, if you wait till 2033 they might have a generous sale marking the games 25-33% off!
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Yay Ultron
Deltarune chapters 5 6 and 7 won’t come at a additional cost yay you’ll just get them for free when they come out
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Deltrarune and Skong release dates? What is next? GTA VI release date announcement?
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Minecraft Sex Update
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April 3rd, The Last of Us 2 released on PC and it got an update on PS5 that added some new content to No Return.
However, the update broke unlocks/progression in the campaign and unlocked skins in No Return.
(People mid-game on a save reported guns missing, holsters missing, ruining people’s ability to complete certain boss sections.)
April 4, Naughty Dog released a patch that fixed the Campaign unlock chaos, though still reports No Return’s unlocks to be affected.
- Restores campaign unlockables, such as additional weapon holster and skill points, which had previously been lost after continuing progress from a save created prior to Patch 2.0.0.
Our team is aware and actively investigating reports that some players have lost access to No Return skins previously earned prior to patch 2.0.0’s launch.
Great news! 
(I’ve played some of the new content, specifically Marlene, and she has a really cool ability to skip across the path board to claim locked-off rewards/levels, and has a punishing Gambit system, where you must complete one every level, or you don’t get any resources. It’s great and she can really build up Parts/Coin with one of her abilities too.)
And anyway, I know IOI can’t really compare to the immensity of Naughty Dog or their backing by Sony, but man, it really feels bad that we don’t even have an official achnowledgement of a literal game-breaking bug, hard-lock progression on Freelancer after more than a week. ND addresses, and fixes, one of their major problems in a day. 
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Adding onto the marvel rivals news I posted a few days ago probably the biggest thing from this video is next season onward a character will release every month and seasons will only be 2 months long
And just so this isn’t entirely about marvel rivals and I have no idea when to bring it up there’s this I guess
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I commend Netease for their dedication to their shitty character design. It takes skill, effort and a certain shamelessness to give one of the skimpiest women in comics horrifically overdesigned outfits like that while also still not using as much overall material, Jumbo Carnation would approve.
Imagine if every two months they add one of the other five failed mutant ethnostates into the game.
Also I want to bring it up because the subject has been broached; I never cared for Emma and in a lot of ways her inclusion into the X-Men marks a sort of decline for the series overall.
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Microsoft has plagiarized a video game to create slop.
(Fuck you microsoft.)
Microsoft is still positioning Muse as an AI model that can help game developers prototype games. When Muse was unveiled in February, Microsoft also mentioned it was exploring how this AI model could help improve classic games, just like Quake II , and bring them to modern hardware.
Lol. Lmao even.
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At least that AI is working on a new Quake lord knows the people at Rare aren’t.
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Also they’ve now confirmed the next Fortnite festival season is for sabrina carpenter
https://www.fortnite.com/news/sabrina-carpenter-hearts-fortnite-festival-in-season-8?lang=en-US
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