oh my god that was so annoying to uncover on phone 
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Deliciously devilish, Urben 
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Itâs not like Epic / Tim didnât know the risks
To follow up with Castlevania Advance Collection.
Cover Art:
Description from the ESRB:
This is a collection of four classic Castlevania games in which players battle monsters and attempt to overthrow Dracula and his minions. From a side-scrolling perspective, players traverse platform environments and use whips, boomerang-like blades, and grenades to kill fantastical creatures (e.g., vampires, demons, harpies, ghouls). Several enemies emit splatters of blood when injured or killed, and some levels / environments contain larger depictions of blood: tears/pools coming from a statue; a bat crushed in a giantâs hand; a figure impaled on a stake. A handful of small female demons / monsters are depicted topless. The word âbastardâ appears in the dialogue
Also Dracula X is included apparently hence four games.
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Well that ends that.
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Chris Pratt better not be playing Mario or Luigi, please.
(Also, FYI, we already got the better brotherly-love animated film starring Chris Pratt, and itâs name is Onward)
Because stunt casting a big name to play Mario worked out so well the first time. Also Pratt is the stupidest choice you could possibly make.
Yâknow, I just started explaining to my parents why this news annoys me and I ended my rant legitimately getting mad.
Howâ
How the flip do we get a Super Mario movie, video gameâs most Iconic mascot, and they feel the need to plug Celebrity voice actors.
I have no words. 
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I dunno I want to see Keegan Michael-Key voice Toad like he will just say âYou done fucked up now, Bowserâ. But yeah it is king of amazing to see a film be so oddly miscast with such amazing talent (and Seth Rogen). To make matters worse Marioâs actual voice actor is cameoing in the film.
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Exactly. Those are all good and fun actors, sure, and seeing Key play Toad would be fun (as a weird joke) but⌠this is really what weâre getting?
And Martinet, despite being in the cast as a cameo, is just that? Ugh
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It seems like that is what Mario fans are getting also Jack Black should have played Wario.
2022: the year we get a Mario movie starring Chris Pratt and a Sonic movie with Idris Elba as Knuckles. Insane really. I mean at this point, surely most people know what Mario sounds like right? His English voice is iconic. I guess I just donât get it really, do ordinary movie goers really go see an animated movie based on the voice cast? Even more so for a kidâs film? I guess Hollywood thinks so.
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Yes they most certainly do and they do so because it is true. A casual cinemagoer has two concerns: Is the acting âgoodâ? and Is the story âgoodâ? Nothing more and nothing less, big actors are âgoodâ actors and they are âgoodâ because I have heard about them which means they are always âgoodâ.
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I suppose I always found that true for live action movies, where the actors are on screen acting. I didnât think such thinking would apply to animation. I struggle to imagine someone seeing an ad for the new Mario movie and thinking âIâll go see it depending on who Mario is.â
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Ah well you see those are actually Nerdy Cinemagoers who are different but not wholly dissimilar creature to a Casual Cinemagoer. They operate with three questions in mind: âDoes the cast fit a Reddit fancast?â," Is there any âpoliticsâ in it"? and âDoes this conform to exactly how I wrote it in my head?â. They canât accept anything if they think even one of these things is remotely off.
So far I have seen people bring up how they donât see these characters matching their actors. Which seems to be a fair assessment so far because this is one of the few instances where they are actually right in their complaints.
To be honest I am surprised they did not pick Adam Sandler. 
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It seems that thereâs been a bit of drama at GOG, a store front that sells DRM-free games; their tagline: âYou buy it, you own it.â
However, there has been a backlash against Hitman being sold on their store, due to it being necessary to be online to access certain features. At the moment, Hitman has a score of 1.4/5 for all the wrong reasons. You can check out Eurogamerâs article on it:
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