General News Thread 2.0


#6499

Traditionally Americans eat turkeys on Thanksgiving.

Perhaps sparing one was a symbol of compassion before turning onto a tradition?


#6500

It is kind of bizarre, it’s essentially a bit of dark humor regarding how the President has pardoning discretion for (some) kinds of capital crimes - so is able to spare lives after they’ve been condemned to die.

The sparing of the turkey is supposed to be a bit of levity about how the president has that power - which is why previous presidents used to use it as an excuse to make ridiculous Dad Jokes.


#6501

Says he died after a “long illness”.

Was criticized for his failure in the Skripal poisoning plan.

Dies of an illness

Hmm.


#6502

What if he really did just die of an illness?

You know, 47itis


#6503

Heputinis V

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#6504

Dude it is Terminal Putinitis obviously. What Art School did you get your fake degree from?


#6505

Nabazovitis.

20 long ilnesses


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#6508

This is what we call appeasement.

You don’t defeat the fat right by capitulating to their demands and giving into their scaremongering.


#6509

she’s right, when has appeasement not worked?


#6510

Uhh… When Nazi Germany invaded the Moravia (part of the Czech Republic now) the rest of the European powers said it would let them have it if they did not invade any other nation. That did not turn out well. (I might not be remembering this right)


#6511

bbcyoutube

Someone tell me this isn’t the level BBC is at these days. Tell me I fell for it and it’s a cleverly made parody.


#6512

Yes I think that is a parody. I recognise the person on the right as a comedian or comedic actor but I don’t remember where from. But in all fairness if I sent someone a text to have people call me your highness people would assume they have gone insane.


#6513

I am unsure what the question is. It’s a comedy show in which guests have to surrender their cell phone, at which point Michael McIntyre writes something ridiculous and does a sent-to-all. Later he reads up the responses, which are often hilarious.


#6514

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#6516

US border patrol have used tear gas to repel unarmed, non violent asylum seekers from the migrant caravan.


#6517

For a nation of immigrants some of them can sure can be really intolerant to migrants when they want to be.


#6518