General News Thread 2.0


#7070

Further revise your statement? It still doesn’t make sense. Also you’re giving of elitist tones touting your homeland as something other than a prison colony.

Seriously though, I suggest you look into the current status of Detroit. It’s no longer a shithole. It’s gentrified as fuck


#7071

Gah I was just teasing you. I will delete that part since I realised how poorly written it is. I mean I know Detroit has made award winning strides to gentrify and I applaud that. I have also wanted to see the Mowtwon Museum and the Automaker Mansions.

Yeah my country has not been a penal colony in over two centuries, so I also suggest you see the Mercer ratings and see how many Aussie cities crack the top 30.


#7072

“Gah, I was just teasing”

:wink:


#7073

I figured you were either being defensive or you were wasted. I have been called evasicve and elitist twice on this thread and defensive on another.


#7074

Why not all three?

I take offense to being assumed as wasted


#7075

Never thought I’d have a positive reaction to an Al Jazeera article in the 2010s


#7076

True but I like to give credit where credit is due and assume you are not perpetually drunk.


#7077

Why?


#7078

Putin always looks so depressed. Do you think if we bought him a puppy he would cheer the fuck up?


#7079

The puppy would probabaly die under mysterious circumstances

Also

Never mind I was thinking of something else, I don’t remember what it is or why I thought it was Al J.


#7080

Radium cake buried beneath the dog house or Novichok in his waterbowl? Those are his go to moves and neither are mysterious


#7081

Tragically shot dead in failed robbery on Putin’s birthday


#7082

“I got to say that today was a good day”


#7083

Oh my god

This is one of the most elitist things I have ever heard someone say in my life


#7084

Fucking genius!. Truly this is the fiscal version of Ice-9.


#7085

So, apparently China is creating and cloning depressed monkeys in the name of science. I just needed to type that out, so I can better process the reality of it.


#7086

Yeah that’s a disconnect from reality right there. Why the fuck should they have to effectively borrow their own wages. Insane.


#7087

Because he’s the lender. And a cunt.


#7088

Why depressed monkeys? :thinking:


#7089

It’s something along the lines of seeing how inconsistent sleeping patterns affect your health.