So we were promised heists in the “Spring updates” and spring is over this weekend.
To me it seems like the new gen announcement was timed now to smokescreen for the lack of the update. Seems like most people are way too excited about the autumn release and heists are being forgotten apart from a few people who get called out on being “entitled” if they bring it up.
I personally don’t care too much for heists specifically, but i’d like to see anything new at this point, because High Life was a massive letdown.
This brings me to the “I’m not a hipster” update. The actual banner was up on the Xbox marketplace, but it’s been taken down since. Not sure if the actual description was from XBM, but it sounded really cool.
Express your individualism and stand out amongst the Mirror Park dwelling cool kids with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, re-claimed
’I’m not a Hipster’ Update which features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more.
Choose from seven unique vehicles including nostalgic rides like the Glendale, Blade and Rhapsody – affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few mods – just like your social media profile. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long and hard journey to become one of Los Santos’ effortlessly cool. Update content. The latest title update is required to use this content. Grand Theft Auto V required to play.