Or what if The Revolutionary is meeting instead with Hector Delgado and Andrea Martinez?
The Revolutionary: “So… when all this is over…”
Hector Delgado: “You, my good man, will be the new President of Colombia!”
Andrea Martinez: “And we will make it look and sound good on print and on TV. I have the connections to make that happen.”
The Revolutionary: “Muy Bueno! But… uh…you know what would really help make the people of Colombia accept their new king?”
Hector: “A… military parade?”
The Revolutionary (looks at Andrea): “A queen. Every king must have a beautiful queen.”
Andrea: “oh… I… .am flattered. But I really prefer the countryside…Besides, my career…”
The Revolutionary: “You will be the brightest shining star of Colombia. I will have monuments built to celebrate the temple of your beauty! The fire of your passion and wisdom will illuminate the people. Ever since I first saw you…”
Hector: “Ahem! I don’t think…”
The Revolutionary (to Hector): “Shut up.”
47-as-Mansion-Guard (whispering to Hector): “Boss. You just gonna let him do that?”
The Revolutionary holds Andrea Martinez’s hand as if to kiss it.
The Revolutionary: "Tomemos una copa y ya veremos, mi pareja de baile "
Andrea: “Oh… esta excitas…”
Hector: “QUE TE LA PIQUE UN POLLO!” pounces on The Revolutionary
Andrea: “HECTOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
47-as-Mansion-Guard: “I think it’s a chokehold, ma’am.”
Diana: “Target eliminated. Time to make an exit.”