Hitman forum rap battle

Haha I’ve been working a lot lately, but I managed to watch the first 3 episodes on/off last week.
(So far so good) I got vacation time coming up soon, so all be able to watch more.

And actually straight through for once :laughing:

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I can tell from your words your in a pussy drought
Learn how to rap before you open your mouth

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I’m suprised you can read, you inbred cunt
Get your act together and don’t try to front

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Lmao that freakin guy…damn :hugs:

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You’re going to love it mate, so much good stuff

Have you met Paulie yet?

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This kid is getting angry, tears filling up your eyes
Smirking with a grin while I caress your ladies thighs

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Dude, he was in the pilot lol

Yes but really met him, as in get a clear picture what kinda guy he is :laughing:

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Oh I was gonna say lol, eh it’s a bit too early for me to say I think. But so far, as a character he’s cool. I kinda like Chris ATM I’m a bit surprised actually since I didn’t care for him as “Spider” eventhough I felt sorry for him :smile:

But yeah, hard to say ATM. With shows like this ya gotta be careful who you trust lol

But we should really get back on topic here :smile:

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Haha because he was barely in the movie xD It has alot of cool characters really. With most of the focus on Tony ofcourse

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Yeah but he was A RAT lol then again, so was Henry and he was my favorite :laughing:

Ok ok seriously now…back on topic here lol

Get Crappin!

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This is why you never fuck with Tony Soprano.

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47 of course :sunglasses:

Silvio Caruso:

Y-y-o, I m-might not be “rockstar cool”, but next to me you’re just a fool,
I make bio-weapons, dude, while you make brainless girls drool.
Making shitty CDs requires how many PhDs?
You have a way with the ladies, but next to me you’re on your knees.

And you can call me “queer” – “oh shit, the ‘gays’ are here!” :anguished:-- you “real” men need to know, it d-don’t offend me, bro; my mind explores all new horizons, if I’m Skynet, you’re a Cylon: you’re a drone who fires blanks that Jim Kirk’s red-shirts wouldn’t die from!

Oh, did that “nerd” reference-go-over-your-head? Let me simplify: You’re dead. ::dizzy_face:
I achieved an SA rank without a drop of blood shed.
So go b-back to living pretty on your papa’s dirty cash,
And when you come out of the closet, please return and kiss my ass. :kissing:

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Oh my god this thread…Merry Christmas to me!

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Best line ever
20 characters

I nearly died reading Silvios lines in his voice;
Y-y-o, I m-might :joy::joy::joy:

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Not a second verse. A complete first verse.

Is he stuttering? Lmao :joy:

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