Hitman Mission Championship - The Finale

Guy from the Netherlands downvotes the only Netherlands mission left :frowning:

No, its a great map, but the actual Mission is actually kinda shit

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It is a sad tale written up and down the lengths of this thread. An expansing, engrossing litany of a few valiant defenders and a profound treatise on the depths of ignorance and the perils of nostalgia.

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I say we ban those who hate Absolution. Separate the wheat from the chaff. :winking_face_with_tongue:

Hey now that you are here mind playing a couple rounds? If you upvote Sapienza I swear I will not downvote any Absolution levels.

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You aren’t supposed to keep the chaff.

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I’m afraid I don’t understand the game. I just saw myself get tagged. Looking over the first few posts, I’m lost, can someone explain?

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Dude the rules are in the first post.

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Simple once a day you add a single point to a level (in your case this level is Sapienza) and you subtract two points from whatever level you dislike. The other rules are literally the first post.

Remember upvote World of Tomorrow and I won’t downvote an Absolution levels.

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I saw the rules in the first post, but understanding the rules doesn’t help understand the game. There were too many rules at once with no context of what the aim is. Having gone through more of the thread, I’ve got a better idea. I’ll come back later and add my own.

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What the fuck does this mean?

Oh boy that sounds like we made a mistake.

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Exactly as it says. Sit someone down and tell them only the rules of a game, and not what the ultimate goal is or why you play it, especially if they didn’t even know the game existed until that moment and everyone else is already farther along in it. A first look at it can be confusing.

Take, for example, that the rules say you can subtract two points, and that points can be divided up any way you wish, yet I don’t see any posts (mind you, I haven’t checked them all) where someone subtracted 1 point from 2 different entries. So, am I misunderstanding the rule and it can only be 2 points from 1 entry, or is it just that nobody has done that? The rules aren’t clarifying that.

Now, that said, assuming I’m understanding how this works correctly (and expect a “see what I mean” if it turns out I’m not), here’s my entry:

Say Hello to My Little Friend [18]-2
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [18]
Anathema [13]
Invitation to a Party [23]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [12]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [15]+1
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [20]
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [15]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [3]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [23]
Miami: The Finish Line [25]
Creeky: Another Life [17]
New York: Golden Handshake [7]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [14]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

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Nobody has done it this round. This is the final round so most people are now just concentrating their downvotes to maximise their ability to eliminate a level.

You are correct. Well as correct as you can be without upvoting Sapienza of course. But I am sure @IlikeHitman will enjoy someone else helping defend Meat King.

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I’ll get to Sapienza, but first, priorities. Can’t not reach out to my favorite mission in the franchise.

Am I that scary?

What am I, a Bond villain? I am not going to tell everybody my masterplan until it is time for it to take effect. You had a chance, have a chance to never find out though

Mate by this time tomorrow there will be no more Sapienza given that the people downvoting Sapienza will be voting in the afternoon (for me).

Your only hope tomorrow will be to join me in assuring the Green Mountain Victory.

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Well, unless I’m misunderstanding the rules again, it says a player may only play once a day. It does not state that as being a 24 hour period; ergo, I’ll be able to vote again at midnight. I can assist with Sapienza then. If the opposition is too great for that to make a difference, it’s unlikely my voting today would have helped.

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Actually that is a good point, I always though @Silvereyes just meant a 24 hour period.

Stranger things have happened my friend, they never thought the Soviets could dunk or that a college hockey team could beat a superpower.

The history of actual real sports and competitions real human being s with lives care about is filled with these sorts of moments. Cinderella stories and underdog tales, my friend.

I don’t think the fluid capabilities of untapped human potential really compares to the hard math of numbers being subtracted on a screen. Your faith is impressive, however. I’ll do what I can.

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Math and the command of it is the result of the same sort of untapped human potential even if it it “add one and subtract two”. Besides what would speak better of our vast potantial as a species than a small smattering of us banding together and rallying for an unjustly maligned victim of its own success?

Thank you, my brand of faith is the result of a slow continuous crash out and copium overdose I have been having since at least yesterday afternoon.

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Say Hello to My Little Friend [18]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [18]
Anathema [13]
Invitation to a Party [23]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [12]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [15]
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [20]
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [13]-2
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [4]+1
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [23]
Miami: The Finish Line [25]
Creeky: Another Life [17]
New York: Golden Handshake [7]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [14]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

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Defending a map that has been removed is pointless; but overall,isle of sgail is a masterpiece. You only criticize it because of the difficulty of the map.

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