Hitman Mission Championship - The Finale

Green Mountain Victory is what he called it.

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I didn’t want to say it aloud even!

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I’m still none the wiser if I’m honest.

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To be honest I don’t deel strongly against any of the stages except for one of the C47 ones, but I won’t touch it put of respect for Ochoa.

Also I know it aint gonna win regardless

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^^^ its pretty far up there now

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Say Hello to My Little Friend [20]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [20]
Anathema [14]
Invitation to a Party [22]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [14]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [12]
Beldingford Manor [24] +1
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [19]
A Dance with the Devil [12] -2
Paris: The Showstopper [16]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [4]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Miami: The Finish Line [24]
Wellington Creek: Another Life [19]
New York: Golden Handshake [9]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [14]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [16]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

I’m happy to have seen Paris through to the final. It’s not got the legs to win, so I don’t see any value in throwing my upvotes down the drain in the hope of saving it from an early exit at the hands of a philistine.

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I had 50 unread messages on this thread. Thought the competition had ended :joy::joy:

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Say Hello to My Little Friend [20]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [20]
Anathema [14]
Invitation to a Party [22]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [14]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [13] +1
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [19]
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [16]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [4]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Miami: The Finish Line [24]
Wellington Creek: Another Life [19]
New York: Golden Handshake [9]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12] -2
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [16]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

Look at what you’ve caused IO.

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Say Hello to My Little Friend [20]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [20]
Anathema [14]
Invitation to a Party [22]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [14]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [13]
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [20] +1
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [16]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [4]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Miami: The Finish Line [24]
Wellington Creek: Another Life [19]
New York: Golden Handshake [9]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [14] -2
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

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I literally asked the same thing yesterday and recieved no answer. :sob:

Say Hello to My Little Friend [20]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [20]
Anathema [14]
Invitation to a Party [22]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [12] -2
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [14] +1
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [20]
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [16]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [4]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Miami: The Finish Line [24]
Wellington Creek: Another Life [19]
New York: Golden Handshake [9]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [14]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

This is me ranting about The Meat King’s Party because I love this mission too much

I genuinely believe that The Meat King’s Party is among Hitman Contracts’ finest. Few missions in the franchise make me as emotionally invested as this one thanks to the devastating story about the kidnapped girl you are supposed to rescue, but ultimately find dead. To add to the tragedy, her actual killer is not even an ICA sanctioned target and negatively impacts the rating if killed (thankfully though, the Silent Assassin rating is still achievable in that case). The mission taking place in a slaughterhouse only amplifies the overall disturbing feeling and pictures an image of a rotten part of society which takes pleasure both literally and figuratively in gore. The gameplay mechanics of concealing a weapon inside a chicken for the Meat King’s poetic death and the usage of opium pipes to make the lawyer unconcious are equally memorable and creative. The mission’s only downside is its apparent linearity, but once you figure out how to bypass frisk points (which doesn’t necessarily involve glitches, as bullet distractions work fine) and figure out how to abuse the game’s relatively dumb AI (you can literally kill the lawyer out in the open with a melee item and get away with it completely unnoticed), there is no critique left to justify this mission being anything less than a masterpiece.

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Say Hello to My Little Friend [20]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [20]
Anathema [12] -2
Invitation to a Party [22]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [12]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [14]
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [20]
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [16]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [5] +1
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Miami: The Finish Line [24]
Wagga Wagga Creek: Another Life [19]
New York: Golden Handshake [9]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [14]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

A lesson I was too slow to learn.

At least God struck them all down in due time.

I mean if you stop downvoting Sapienza then you will never have to know and never have to worry about it. Same goes for all of you out there reading this.

But hearing an actual member of a defense force praise my mission name means the world to me not as much as my World of Tomorrow though.

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Say Hello to My Little Friend [20]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [20]
Anathema [12] -2
Invitation to a Party [22]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [12]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [14]
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [20]
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [16]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [5]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [23]++
Miami: The Finish Line [24]
Creeky: Another Life [17]-2
New York: Golden Handshake [9]
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [14]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

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Say Hello to My Little Friend [20]
Traditions of the Trade (C47) [18]
Gunrunner’s Paradise [20]
Anathema [12]
Invitation to a Party [22]
Basement Killing [20]
The Death of Hannelore [12]
Terminal Hospitality [20]
The Meat King’s Party [14]
Beldingford Manor [24]
Traditions of the Trade (Contracts) [20]
Slaying a Dragon [19]
The Seafood Massacre [20]
A Vintage Year [20]
Curtains Down [19]
Flatline [20]
A New Life [18]
The Murder of Crows [20]
You Better Watch Out… [20]
A House of Cards [20]
A Dance with the Devil [12]
Paris: The Showstopper [16]
Sapienza: World of Tomorrow [5]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [23]
Miami: The Finish Line [25]+1
Creeky: Another Life [17]
New York: Golden Handshake [7]-2
Haven Island: The Last Resort [12]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [20]
Berlin: Apex Predator [14]
Mendoza: The Farewell [27]

I’m gonna make sure Miami has enough points when it becomes main target. I’m not gonna say ā€œpeople who will eliminate Miami are whateverā€ like some people do, but it would be a shame.

Also

Words to live by.

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As much as I love the level, it really wouldn’t be a shame. Miami has already won once, let other missions have the chance to be crowned this time! :slightly_smiling_face:

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Setting yourself up for disappointment I see. Sadly as much as I have Miami as a back up my strategic operation means my positive reinforcement will be needed elsewhere.

Since you are talking about me then I will say it! People who downvote Miami are just as wrong as the people who will eliminate Sapienza in due time

They are going to be the same people as well.

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In a nutshell:

  • I really like Hitman BM and WOA, so my downvotes go to other missions.
  • No need to speak about Absolution, as they are all eliminated.
  • To be fair, I didn’t play the original Hitman C47, so any vote against one of its mission would be based on what I read (or watch) about it. But for now, I won’t downvote them.
  • I’ve played HC (which I like) and H2. But I played them after playing WoA. And the tank controls can be harsh if you’re not used to. I play games with tank control for those who I’ve played younger (RE, Tomb Raider…). But as I said, I’m a ā€œlateā€ player in Hitman, and I rediscover the old games after WoA.So I’m used to a smooth gameplay for Hitman games (Even though I like BM, I would love to have modern controls like WoA implemented to BM). This could explain that even though I enjoy playing them, it is not as much as last entries of Hitman games.

Why TLKP? Well, this is my least favorite mission of HC. I prefer Beldingford Manor, where the plot, killing opportunities, map, bring me some good vibes of WoA.

Sorry, my bad. To be honest, I didn’t see your message.

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Could you imagine if IO remade it with modern controls? Sadly IO aren’t going to do that. (This means a million downvotes to Paris)

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Just one person will continue to insist in downvoting Paris

Not only BM, several missions from the older games are pure gems in terms of Hitman missions. Would love to play Beldingford Manor with modern controls.

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Sadly that goober is on my side.

For now of course.

Well boy do I have news for you!

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