# Hitman Moments In Real Life **URL:** \ **Category:** Hitman General\ **Created:** [February 8, 2021, 5:22pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180 "2021-02-08T17:22:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 5:35am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/134 "2022-05-09T05:35:18Z")
Dude, at that point, I’d think God, or Karma, or Fate, or Something, was fucking with you. ---
**Author:** ![Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/yacob/32/491_2.png) [@Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Yacob)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 6:25am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/135 "2022-05-09T06:25:12Z")
The fake marina was a little much for my tastes but the race was fun. That Lando Pierre crash at least gave the Ferrari a second chance to pass and so gave us some interesting laps at the end. Sadly I did not see 47 anywhere on tv 😂 ---
**Author:** ![Beldingford](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/beldingford/32/29739_2.png) [@Beldingford](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Beldingford)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 8:39am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/136 "2022-05-10T08:39:58Z")
Someone named Hong Lee from the finance department of the company I’m working at will visit our workplace tomorrow. I wonder if he’ll have a big bodyguard with him. ---
**Author:** ![MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/mrochoa/32/123469_2.png) [@MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/MrOchoa)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 8:46am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/137 "2022-05-10T08:46:08Z")
Sssshhh, I’ve heard the last guy who talked to much about him is still locked up in the basement 🤫 ---
**Author:** ![scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/scat1620/32/177_2.png) [@scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/scat1620)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 11:17pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/138 "2022-05-10T23:17:46Z")
![image](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/6/7/67774392120bb091ac3cff236e5725865c4fa92d.jpeg) ![Hitman 3 Screenshot 2022.05.11 - 00.01.37.53](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/d/5/d54f8b53dfea20bf039ae98fa563c8d20f6e2fce.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/47agent/32/83030_2.png) [@47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/47Agent)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 4:56am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/139 "2022-05-12T04:56:20Z")
_“… Let the sounds and lights of your surroundings caress your minds and spirits on this journey.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/accidental_kills98/32/155797_2.png) [@Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Accidental_Kills98)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 8:09am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/140 "2022-05-12T08:09:00Z")
I am surprised you didn’t call attention to the fact that this is around the eight oligarch to die under somewhat suspicious circumstances _this year alone_. ---
**Author:** ![v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/v1deost/32/121965_2.png) [@v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/v1deost)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 11:30am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/144 "2022-05-21T11:30:12Z")
Taylor Swift’s security guard that dressed up as a graduate to blend in feels pretty Hitman-ish. in fact, the way he’s next to her reminds me of how elusive targets’ bodyguards are. all he needs is the enforcer dot, heh ![image](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/e/1/e1071f6cc82fc8221658bb12283f68149dce9dae.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 12:02pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/145 "2022-05-21T12:02:10Z")
Says something that he looks more authentic than Taylor. ---
**Author:** ![v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/v1deost/32/121965_2.png) [@v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/v1deost)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 4:06pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/146 "2022-05-21T16:06:20Z")
don’t know about authentic, but he looks very focused. as any bodyguard or bald assassin should be. ---
**Author:** ![djsojus](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/djsojus/32/41471_2.png) [@djsojus](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/djsojus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/147 "2022-06-03T15:37:36Z")
It’s the last day of the Swiss Economic Forum. With extensive coverage in the news. Today (the real) @Kevin_Rudd was a keynote speaker. When they talked about him in the radio I always expected some Hitman related stuff. Was a bit disappointed he didn’t deliver. ---
**Author:** ![Rimland](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/rimland/32/119228_2.png) [@Rimland](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Rimland)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/148 "2022-06-03T15:47:57Z")
Can you imagine the confusion on his face if someone asked him about the state of the Chongqing Noodle Massacre? ---
**Author:** ![djsojus](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/djsojus/32/41471_2.png) [@djsojus](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/djsojus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/149 "2022-06-03T15:50:55Z")
Some journalist-friends of mine are there. I tell them to ask him about his thoughts on year 2 content so far. ---
**Author:** ![TheChicken](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/thechicken/32/105735_2.png) [@TheChicken](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/TheChicken)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/150 "2022-06-03T21:55:00Z")
One of Bo Burnham’s new songs is just called “The Chicken”. It’s a great song, but man, since the Bo Burnham subreddit is going crazy about it, every time the title is mentioned my brain does a double-take. “The Chicken is the best”. 😳 “…song” ---
**Author:** ![0047](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/0047/32/63636_2.png) [@0047](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/0047)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/151 "2022-06-03T22:22:19Z")
![a0665120618_10](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/6/5/65ee309d577f274b954c843ca5064e557f4002ad.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/yacob/32/491_2.png) [@Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Yacob)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 11:52am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/152 "2022-06-04T11:52:19Z")
I’m riding the L to work today and while on the platform waiting there was an announcement that all traffic was stopped due to a police emergency at a station ahead of us. People were all anxiously waiting trying to decide if they had time to wait or needed to jump in a cab to get to work. Some were calling loved ones or their bosses saying they would be late. There were police officers at our station looking around. I tried to find an arcade game to blend in with but the L doesn’t actually have those, they were made up for gameplay purposes. Thankfully the trains started up again before I had to sneak into the control office and change the signals 😂 ---
**Author:** ![scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/scat1620/32/177_2.png) [@scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/scat1620)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 9:36am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/153 "2022-06-05T09:36:10Z")
A Screwdriver isn’t even an illegal item in any disguise, why the hell did I get the guards Arresting me?! > **[Chelsea Bridge: Man Tasered in critical condition after River Thames fall](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-61689308)** > > The police watchdog and the Met Police are investigating following the incident in Chelsea, London. ---
**Author:** ![Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/yacob/32/491_2.png) [@Yacob](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Yacob)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/154 "2022-06-06T04:19:49Z")
> **[Lifelong Masterpieces](https://seattleengravingcenter.com)** > > Driven by artistic flourish and a belief in originality, our team of world-renowned experts are some of the only people in the industry creating hand and laser engraved pieces often featuring gold-plating and authentic gemstone inlay. Must be where Rico Delgado buys his guns. They even have a gold AK-47. They are sold out of most items though. They have a few colt revolvers in stock. ---
**Author:** ![v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/v1deost/32/121965_2.png) [@v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/v1deost)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/155 "2022-07-08T19:51:28Z")
looks like Lucas Grey and 47 have taken up bread making ![image](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/8/9/89b4255c4a39279c91545815f84b26076b370063.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/heisenberg/32/143140_2.png) [@Heisenberg](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Heisenberg)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180/156 "2022-07-12T15:31:17Z")
So, at my work today, a customer came in whose name was Jimmy Chen. I shit you not. I met the Stowaway. [Previous page](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180.md?page=6) [Next page](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-moments-in-real-life/6180.md?page=8)