Hitman Moments In Real Life

We have a pair of African Grey parrots. One is about 10, the other is 13 or 14 so they have 50-60 years left in them.

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Oh African Greys always remind me of the Gang Gang Cockatoos they have at the zoo.

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I walked by this tiny Swedish building. It’s even got a nice ladder from the roof to the balcony that is in the dropped position making the entire level easier.

Why the fire escape has an extra ladder to the roof? No idea! Never seen that before ever. It’s a video game though so don’t think about it too much.

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These are currently being restored by one of my colleagues…

Kukri, Machete and a Japanese Tachi (an early form of Katana).

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Damn, that supplier doesn’t have any shotguns!

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A guy fixing something in an empty elevator shaft. Lawnmower. Fire extinguisher.

Not sure what brought me to this topic, come to think of it. Sorry for the interruption!

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That cone probably posts the most threats to that guy, among every other objects in the pic. :smirk:

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With all this talk of “The Epstein Files” I couldn’t help but be reminded of 2 targets… Viktor Novikov and Dahlia Margolis. :thinking:

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If 47 was selling this place, I reckon his sales pitch might have some detailed theories for picture 8/8:

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Hitman fans when they see a quaint split level ranch house on the property market that they can never afford.


It is a reference to A New Life/Another Life.

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I don’t want to give anyone any ideas but when Trump and Musk got into that Tesla car together I couldn’t help but wonder what 47 would have done with this opportunity and how he could have brought it about. The man has experience with stock market crashes to get his targets where he wants them, after all.

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The Danish National Symphony Orchestra doing Hitman Concert Suite No. 2!

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I don’t know if I can post the video of the incident here, but just couple of hours ago a public activist has been killed in the very heart of my city.
CCTV footage shows that some calmlooking man just walks over to a lying on the ground human, pulls out a pistol and just shoots him in the head. Notisably, first shot misfired, he just reloads the pistol and shoots again. In the broadlight and surrounded by two people, which one of them literally looks like an accomplice, because he just watches how the killer does all that

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Was it a Japanese livestreamer? That’s probably more of a News topic rather than a hitman irl moment. IMO.

Dang… I know that area well… Still concerns and amazes me how frequent knife attacks are in Japan…

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I just joined a new gym. My member id is BR028D7xxxxxx

I believe 47s identification number with ICA started out BRO

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BRO3668 it was, iirc from the top of my head.

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Bro!!! How do you remember stuff like that?

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For many years I used BRO3668 as my username on my pc.

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Just yesterday I was doing one of those insane things where I was struggling to come up for a name for my new thumb drive. Of course the name doesn’t matter, I had things to do, but I must have wasted three or four minutes trying to come up with a suitable name before finally giving up and just using my first initial and last name.

Tomorrow it’s being renamed to BRO3668.

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