Hitman Moments IRL


#82

The smell from your massive shit probably subdued him and allowed you to escape.


#83

today i was in a room alone with my close friend, and he was facing away from me. i actually had a measuring tape in my pocket at the time, so i took it out and STRANGLED him with the tape, completely crushing and DESTROYING his windpipe until he suffocated and died. i dragged his body to a closet and put his corpse inside. the police still haven’t found him

EPIC Hitman IRL moment!! :sunglasses:


#84

Damn cake, you seemed nicer than that. Nice SA rating though.


#85

Okay, this is epic.


#86

Once they’re in the closet they can never be found, woks in Hitman anyway. I’d hate to know what you do to people you don’t like :neutral_face:.


#87

Very morbid and off-taste. But I couldn’t help but think about HITMAN…


#88

Yeah, I thought of the exploding pen from the undying…


#89

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP…

DANNNNN!

She’s lucky this wasn’t one of those Insta-Combat things…
:rofl: