The smell from your massive shit probably subdued him and allowed you to escape.
today i was in a room alone with my close friend, and he was facing away from me. i actually had a measuring tape in my pocket at the time, so i took it out and STRANGLED him with the tape, completely crushing and DESTROYING his windpipe until he suffocated and died. i dragged his body to a closet and put his corpse inside. the police still haven’t found him
EPIC Hitman IRL moment!!
Damn cake, you seemed nicer than that. Nice SA rating though.
Okay, this is epic.
Once they’re in the closet they can never be found, woks in Hitman anyway. I’d hate to know what you do to people you don’t like .
Very morbid and off-taste. But I couldn’t help but think about HITMAN…
Yeah, I thought of the exploding pen from the undying…
She’s lucky this wasn’t one of those Insta-Combat things…
Looks like my neighborhood is turning into Whittleton Creek lol
47… is that you?
(Sorry for the quality. This was out my window and pretty far away, had to zoom in)
If I told you my real life hitman moment I would lose my SA rating bc then you will know that it wasnt an accident
I was fed to a hippopotamus in Colombia too
Anytime I see a chandelier or comparable hanging heavy object, before I can catch myself, I immediately imagine shooting the chain or rope keeping it suspended and dropping it on someone standing beneath it. My wife actually recognizes the look I apparently get on my face when I do, and she can tell when I’ve just pictured it.
I image it like this :
Soldier =chandelier/hanging heavy object.
Whatever you do stay far away from the house where that nice old lady makes those muffins…
I’ll offer up my recent pseudo-Hitman experience
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an apple in your face will kill you.”
Jacksepticeye, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #5.
Someone locked my in a morgue cabinet and attempted to harvest my organs until a bald man let me out. I could only pay him back with some non descript key card. I hope it helped him
I work in software support and everytime the code for the remote software contains 47 I giggle internally.
And think that I need help.
Every time I see the number 47 in real life I hear Benjamin Travis’s voice in my mind saying “47…I’ll be damned…”
Litterly no joke