Hitman Target Championship - Heat A (Hitman Forum Game)

Hello everyone, this is the successor to Forty Seven to Zero, a Hitman forum game where we determine what is the best thing in Hitman. Last time, we determined what our favourite Hitman video game was, and this time, in a championship format, we will determine the greatest Hitman target, over five heats and one big final round.

Rules:

  • Players get 2 points to add to the board, and 4 points to subtract
  • Points may be split up how you wish, for example you may subtract 4 points from a single target, 2 points from two different targets, or 1 point from four different targets, or some combination of that
  • No decimalised points allow, so basically no half or quarter points permitted
  • People may play the game once per day
  • No duplicate accounts are allowed to play
  • When a target reaches 0 points, it is immediately removed from the game
  • The game will end when fifteen targets reach 0 points, the five targets remaining will graduate to the final, and the next heat will commence

FAQ:

  • How were the targets chosen? The targets were chosen by trawling through the Hitman wiki’s mission pages, and selecting 100 targets that were the most interesting.
  • Why are some targets grouped together? They wern’t interesting enough to be listed seperately, and to keep the list down to 100 names, some are lumped together, especially gangs like The Saints or The Gator Gang who have very little difference between each other.
  • How were the heat groups decided upon? The 100 targets were assigned numbers 1 through a 100, then were determined to be in heats by a random number generator. The first 20 targets were placed into Heat A, the second 20 were placed into Heat B, etc.
  • Should I take this seriously as a metric for determining the best target in Hitman? Not really, this is just meant to be a forum game, please don’t get too mad if your favourite gets eliminated early.

Hitman Wiki Links:

Having trouble remembering who some of these targets are? Here is a list of which game(s) they are in, what specific mission, their name and a link to the relevant Hitman mission on the Hitman Wiki. Targets are listed in chronological order.

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - Anathema - Giuseppe Guillani
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - Tubeway Torpedo - General Mikhail Bardachenko
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - Basement Killing & The Jacuzzi Job - Brat Charliego Sidjan & Charlie Sidjan
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - Murder at the Bazaar - Ahmed Zahir
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - St. Petersburg Revisited - Agent 17

Hitman Contracts - The Meat King’s Party - Campbell Sturrock
Hitman Contracts - The Bjarkhov Bomb - Fabian Fuchs
Hitman Contracts & Codename 47 - Traditions of the Trade - Fritz Fuchs

Hitman Blood Money - Death of a Showman - Joseph Clarence
Hitman Blood Money - The Murder of Crows - Raymond Kulinsky
Hitman Blood Money - Death on the Mississippi - Skip Muldoon
Hitman Blood Money - A House of Cards - Hendrik Schmutz
Hitman Blood Money - A House of Cards - Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa

Hitman Sniper Challenge - Richard Strong

Hitman Absolution - Rosewood - Wade
Hitman Absolution - Attack of the Saints - The Saints
Hitman Absolution - Countdown - Blake Dexter

Hitman Season One - Sapienza: World of Tomorrow - Silvio Caruso
Hitman Season One - Marrakesh: A Gilded Cage - Claus Hugo Strandberg
Hitman Season One - Colorado: Freedom Fighters - Penelope Graves

The Board:

Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [20]
Agent 17 [20]
Campbell Sturrock [20]
Fabian Fuchs [20]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [20]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [20]
Richard Strong [20]
Wade [20]
The Saints [20]
Blake Dexter [20]
Silvio Caruso [20]
Claus Hugo Strandberg [20]
Penelope Graves [20]

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Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [20]
Agent 17 [20]
Campbell Sturrock [20]
Fabian Fuchs [18] -2
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [20]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [20]
Richard Strong [21] +1
Wade [18] -2
The Saints [20]
Blake Dexter [20]
Silvio Caruso [21] +1
Claus Hugo Strandberg [20]
Penelope Graves [20]

Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [20]
Agent 17 [20]
Campbell Sturrock [20]
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [20]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [20]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [14] -4
The Saints [20]
Blake Dexter [20]
Silvio Caruso [23] +2
Claus Hugo Strandberg [20]
Penelope Graves [20]

Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [20]
Agent 17 [20]
Campbell Sturrock [20]
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [20]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [20]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [14]
The Saints [18] -2
Blake Dexter [18] -2
Silvio Caruso [24] +1
Claus Hugo Strandberg [21] +1
Penelope Graves [20]

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Too late m8, do it again hueheuheuehue

CAN WE GET CARUSO TO 100?

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Hahaha i noticed so i adjusted Silvio from 23 to 24.[quote=“silvereye27, post:7, topic:15698, full:true”]
Wade is at 14 as well.
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Adjusted now :blush:.

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Wade is at 14 as well.

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What about the first target in Absolution - Diana Burnwood? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

As much as I love Diana and her fantastic ass in Absolution, I left her out, pretty much purely because considering she is the most important character in Hitman besides 47, I felt like she would have a massive advantage over everyone else.

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Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [20]
Agent 17 [20]
Campbell Sturrock [20]
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [20]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [20]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [14]
The Saints [18]
Blake Dexter [20] +2
Silvio Caruso [24]
Claus Hugo Strandberg [21]
Penelope Graves [16] -4

Absolution’s targets barely had a past or deep to their characters, but they were very funy nonetheless. Don’t hate them just because you hated the game!

Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [20]
Agent 17 [20]
Campbell Sturrock [20]
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [20]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [20]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [14]
The Saints [18]
Blake Dexter [20]
Silvio Caruso [20] -4
Claus Hugo Strandberg [23] +2
Penelope Graves [16]

:eight_pointed_black_star:


Not on my watch.

No Pablo this time? Fine, let’s see who’s here.
Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [20]
Agent 17 [21] +1
Campbell Sturrock [20]
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [18] -2
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [20]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [14]
The Saints [18]
Blake Dexter [18] -2
Silvio Caruso [20]
Claus Hugo Strandberg [23]
Penelope Graves [17] +1

Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [19] -1
Agent 17 [21]
Campbell Sturrock [21] +1
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]

Skip Muldoon [18]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [19] -1
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [13] -1
The Saints [18]
Blake Dexter [17] -1
Silvio Caruso [21] +1
Claus Hugo Strandberg [23]
Penelope Graves [17]

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Looking at Absolution, Dexter could’ve been an amazing villain if he wasn’t killed so silly in that shitty finale.

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Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [19]
Agent 17 [21]
Campbell Sturrock [21]
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [20]
Skip Muldoon [18]
Hendrik Schmutz [20]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [19]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [13]
The Saints [18]
Blake Dexter [17]
Silvio Caruso [17] -4
Claus Hugo Strandberg [25] +2
Penelope Graves [17]

:eight_pointed_black_star:️

Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [19]
Agent 17 [21]
Campbell Sturrock [22] +1
Fabian Fuchs [18]
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [21] +1

Skip Muldoon [18]
Hendrik Schmutz [18] -2
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [19]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [13]
The Saints [18]
Blake Dexter [17]
Silvio Caruso [17]
Claus Hugo Strandberg [25]
Penelope Graves [15] -2

Giuseppe Guillani [20]
General Mikhail Bardachenko [20]
Charlie Sidjan [20]
Ahmed Zahir [19]
Agent 17 [21]
Campbell Sturrock [22]
Fabian Fuchs [20] +2
Fritz Fuchs [20]
Joseph Clarence [20]
Raymond Kulinsky [21]

Skip Muldoon [18]
Hendrik Schmutz [18]
Sheik Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa [19]
Richard Strong [21]
Wade [13]
The Saints [18]
Blake Dexter [17]
Silvio Caruso [13] - 4
Claus Hugo Strandberg [25]
Penelope Graves [15]

I think I’ve single-handeldy killed Caruso huehuehueheuhe

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Caruso is going to need a therapist at this rate.

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At least it will make the competition more interesting with the obvious winner out of the way.

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