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Wait what if I don’t like Southern girls? Then she doesn’t really have anything, that is kind of why I don’t like her as a character.

You can upvote Blake Dexter if you are more into Southern Boys.
I’m not judging, Bro.

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But we Yeet-Hawed him off the board, I am still pissed I had no hand in it. You guys fucking massacred him overnight, like a serial killer.

Tolerant but what if Southerners aren’t my type period? Especially not old, sad, kind of rapey and willing to blow me up Southerners as well.

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Btw: How the FUCK is Clive Skurky gone already?? He’s like the only enjoyable Character in this Game, the sleazy Motherfucker

Clive_Skurky

Just look at him :joy:

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You can get the same vibes watching a Russ Meyer film, hell you might be less creeped out.

Because he is a really creepy fuck with no real character beyond stereotypical corrupt sheriff and sexual deviant?

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Stereotypical but totally believable. I know 100 guys that could easily be him :joy:. They all drive old IROC Cameros or Trans Ams, Vettes ect :joy:

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Then it is small wonder your country has trouble with law enforcement.

But just because a stereotype has a basis in reality doesn’t mean it should substitute actually having a character beyond that. I find basing your character on a broad stereotype to be lazy writing

Well I mean of course they do. Only liberals and Europeans drive practical cars./s

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I only take issue with that part about practical cars :joy:

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The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [27]
Bill Dole [18]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [20]
Lenny Dexter [30] @Accidental_Kills98 Did you add 2 points to him?
Marcus Green [10] -4
Raymond Valentine [22]
Warren Ashford [16]
Heather McCarthy [26]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [15]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [49]
Jade Nguyen [25] +1
The Praetorians [26] +1

Also…

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I was never fond of the song.

Not Fun Fact: One time during a concert Eric Clapton went on an insanely racist rant directed at Italian-Britons (calling them the W-word), Afro-British (the C-word, not the one you call a woman) and telling the crowd migrants need to be deported to “Keep England White”. To my knowledge he has never apologised for it. Some people have said Roger Waters based some of the more Fashy parts of The Wall on stuff like that.

Oh and I forgot to write out the points, yes Lenny is at thirty up from the previous 28 points.

The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [27]
Bill Dole [18]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16] -4
Lenny Dexter [30]
Marcus Green [10]
Raymond Valentine [22]
Warren Ashford [16]
Heather McCarthy [26]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [17] +2
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [49]
Jade Nguyen [25]
The Praetorians [26]

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The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [27]
Bill Dole [18]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Marcus Green [10]
Raymond Valentine [22]
Warren Ashford [12]-4
Heather McCarthy [26]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [17]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [51]+2
Jade Nguyen [25]
The Praetorians [26]

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The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [27]
Bill Dole [18]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Marcus Green [10]
Raymond Valentine [22]
Warren Ashford [10] -2
Heather McCarthy [24] -2
Jennifer Anne Paxton [17]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [51]
Jade Nguyen [27] +2
The Praetorians [26]

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The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [29] +2
Bill Dole [18]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Marcus Green [6] -4
Raymond Valentine [22]
Warren Ashford [10]
Heather McCarthy [24]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [17]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [51]
Jade Nguyen [27]
The Praetorians [26]

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May I ask why, she’s the worst target of them. :joy:

The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [29] +2
Bill Dole [18]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Marcus Green [6]
Raymond Valentine [24] +2
Warren Ashford [10]
Heather McCarthy [24]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [13] -4
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [51]
Jade Nguyen [27]
The Praetorians [26]

I kind of like her and feel bad that she’s (usually) the first one getting killed. I vote for this targets based on their backstory. Jen – as her friends like to call her – has a mean scar on her face and is into boxing. What’s not to like about that?

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The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [31] +2
Bill Dole [18]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Marcus Green [2] -4
Raymond Valentine [24]
Warren Ashford [10]
Heather McCarthy [24]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [13]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [51]
Jade Nguyen [27]
The Praetorians [26]

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The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond **[31]
Bill Dole [16] -2
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Marcus Green [0] -2
Raymond Valentine [24]
Warren Ashford [12] +2
Heather McCarthy [24]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [13]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [17]
Layla Stockton [51]
Jade Nguyen [27]
The Praetorians [26]

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The King of Chinatown [41]
Dom Osmond [31]
Bill Dole [16]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Raymond Valentine [24]
Warren Ashford [12] +2
Heather McCarthy [24]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [13]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [13] -4
Layla Stockton [53] +2 Let’s see how high this rocket flies.
Jade Nguyen [27]
The Praetorians [26]

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The King of Chinatown [43] +2
Dom Osmond [31]
Bill Dole [16]
Larry Clay [20]
Tyler Colvin [22]
Gavin LeBlond [24]
Landon Metcalf [23]
Mason McCready [16]
Lenny Dexter [30]
Raymond Valentine [24]
Warren Ashford [12]
Heather McCarthy [24]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [13]
Louisa Cain [20]
Lasandra Dixon [9] -4
Layla Stockton [53]
Jade Nguyen [27]
The Praetorians [26]

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