HMF Playing Monopoly: Game 2


#181

DaZucc: $1540 - $275 = $1265.
Eric: $900 - $900 = $0.



#182

Player 1: Nazareth rolls a

Nazareth lands on Chance. Nazareth draws a Chance card. It reads:

“Take a ride on the Reading. If you pass Go, collect $200.”

Nazareth indeed passes Go. Nazareth: $159 + $200 = $359. Nazareth lands on Eric’s latest aquisition, and because he owns 2 stations, he can charge for a $50 ticket. Nazareth: $359 - $50 = $309. Eric: $0 + $50 = $50.

Player 2: Jacques_Shadow rolls a

Jacques lands on New York Avenue. Jacques pays Eric $16 in rent. Jacques: $954 - $16 = $938. Eric: $50 + $16 = $66. Because he rolled a double, Jacques gets to roll again. He rolls a

Jacques lands on B&O Railroad, which he already owns.

Player 3: EricTheAussie rolls a

Eric lands on the Water Works. Because Eric sold the Water Works to DaZucc, he now owns both Utilities, and therefore can charge ten times the dice roll. This means: 10 x 10 = $100. Eric: $66 - $100 = $-34. DaZucc: $1265 + $100 = $1365.

Player 4: DaZucc rolls a

DaZucc lands on Go and collects $200. DaZucc: $1365 + $200 = $1565.

Player 5: SeanBernowicz rolls a

Sean lands on Virginia Avenue. Since he recently aquired it, he pays no rent.

@EricTheAussie You are in debt to the bank by $34. You must either mortgage one of your properties to pay for the debt, or you may come to an agreement with one of the other 4 players so that you may cover for your indiscretion.

Your mortgage values are:

Pink: $70
Orange: $100
Red: $120
Each Station: $100



#183

I take offense to that.

I’ll mortgage the pink


#184

I’ll have you know that I run a reputable bank, not a rundown charity. Don’t you disrespect the man responsible for your finances. If you wind up in debt again, I will be sending some of my men to teach you a more… permanent lesson.

Eric: $-34 + $70 = $36.



#185

Part time banker, full time gangster.


#186

Player 1: Nazareth rolls a

Nazareth decides to Just Visit the alleged child murderer, who may in the past of decided to not pay his rent to a certain Banker and woke up with a dead orphan inside his bed.

Player 2: Jacques_Shadow rolls a

Jacques lands on Ventnor Avenue. He pays DaZucc $22 in rent. Jacques: $938 - $22 = $916. DaZucc: $1565 + $22 = $1587. Because he rolled a double - for the 4th turn consecutively because the RNG seems to love Jacques - he gets to roll again. Jacques rolls a

Jacques again rolls Snake Eyes, and yet again lands ontop of DaZucc’s Yellow. He pays DaZucc $24 in rent. Jacques: $916 - $24 = $892. DaZucc: $1587 + $24 = $1611. Jacques gets to roll again, but if rolls a third double he will automatically go to Jail. Jacques rolls a

Jacques land on the Short Line, having to buy a ticket from his main competitor. Jacques: $892 - $50 = $842. Eric: $36 + $50 = $86.

Player 3: EricTheAussie rolls a

Eric lands on Pennslyvania Avenue. Eric pays DaZucc double rent because he owns all 3 Greens. Eric: $86 - $56 = $30. DaZucc: $1611 + $56 = $1667.

Player 4: DaZucc rolls a

DaZucc lands on Vermont Avenue. DaZucc pays Sean $6 in rent. DaZucc: $1667 - $6 = $1661. Sean: $616 + $6 = $622.

Player 5: SeanBernowicz rolls a

Sean lands on New York Avenue. Sean pays Eric $16 in rent. Sean: $622 - $16 = $606. Eric: $30 + $16 = $46.



#187

Cold-blooded! Don’t give damn how many kids he killed just so long as you get paid!


#188

Player 1: Nazareth rolls a

Nazareth lands on Community Chest. Nazareth draws a Community Chest card. It reads:

“You are assessed for street repairs. $40 per house, $115 per hotel.”

Nazareth has 4 houses on the Dark Blues. Nazareth: $309 - $160 = $149.

Player 2: Jacques_Shadow rolls a

Jacques passes Go and collects $200. Jacques: $842 + $200 = $1042. Jacques lands on Community Chest. He draws a Community Chest card. It reads:

“From sale of stock you get $45.”

Jacques: $1042 + $45 = $1097.

Player 3: EricTheAussie rolls a

Eric lands on Boardwalk. With 2 houses on Boardwalk, Nazareth charges Eric $600. @EricTheAussie @Nazareth If Eric mortgaged his Orange, Red and both Stations and his $46 combined, that only adds up to $466. You may need to reach a different arrangement, or Eric can earn money by perhaps trading some of his properties to other players.

Player 4: DaZucc rolls a

DaZucc lands on States Avenue. DaZucc pays Nazareth $10 rent. DaZucc: $1661 - $10 = $1651. Nazareth: $149 + $10 = $159.

Player 5: SeanBernowicz rolls a

Sean lands on Indiana Avenue. Sean pays DaZucc $18 in rent. Sean: $606 - $18 = $588. DaZucc: $1651 + $18 = $1669. Because he rolled a double, Sean gets to roll again. Sean rolls a

Sean lands on Pacific Avenue. Sean pays DaZucc some more rent of $52. Sean: $588 - $52 = $536. DaZucc: $1669 + $52 = $1721.



#189

Does anybody want my orange or red for $200 each?


#190

I’ll take that red off your hands.


#191

Most of the time I’d be willing to cut a deal but since I got tapped for fucking street repairs, I’m gonna need everything - every single drop of blood from your soon-to-be-dead body. :smiling_imp:


#192

With the Red sold, that would still only go up to $546 if you mortgaged all properties and your remaining cash. You earned $200 in cash, but the Red was worth a $120 mortgage.


#193

@EricTheAussie


#194

I should note that if no one wants to step in to bail out Eric, he goes bankrupt and is out the game.


#195

WAIT I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD FAIL MONOPOLY THAT’S NEVER EVER HAPPENED IN ANY GAME OF IT I’VE EVER PLAYED

If I go bankrupt what happens to the properties I own?


#196

It could either go to the player you owe or back to the bank depending on the debt. In this case, I would get all your cash and at least one your properties to completely cover the bill. The rest goes to the bank and back on sale again.


#197

Fuck I really don’t want Jacques to be happy and get my stations

Somebody please donate or buy the other property I’m offering


#198

Fine, I’ll take orange too. You owe me pal.


#199

Mighty generous of you. And who says capitalism has no soul? :wink:

So this puts Eric at $446. Mortgage off both Railroads and that covers my fee with some change to spare.


#200

@Jacques_Shadow I’ll give you both my stations for $950 + your blue and orange.