HMF Playing Monopoly: Game 3


#324

Way to rub it in. :smile:


#325

What’s that? Sean robs Rieper and cuts his testicles off? How brutal!


#326

Nooo!
20 times nooo!


#327

Silver mortgages Ken. Ave for $110 for a total of $248.
Silver $248 - $150 = $98 for one house on Gold.

A.Smith $854 - $150 = $704 for three hotels on LB.

RT $1972 - $1200 = $772 for three houses on both DB.


#328

It’s the beginning of my work week so sadly I won’t have too much time to update the board but I can squeeze in one more turn for the time being.

Silver rolls a 2D to St.James owned by Sean.
Silver $98 - $14 = $84. Sean $645 + $14 = $659.
Second roll is a 5 which puts him on the shithole that was formerly Ken.Ave.

@Agent.Smith rolls an 11 and returns to jail once more, in fact it might as well be a second home. Try for doubles or post bail?

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 4 and picks up a Chest Card: You won second prize in a beauty contest, collect $10. $107 + $10 = $117. A tiny ounce of good news.

@DaZucc rolls a 7, moving from one hotel to the next on Vermont Ave. The bill is $550 but you only have $443 which means you’ll need to mortgage two of your places. I’ve picked Tennessee Ave and Electric Company to cover the cost, unless you say otherwise. That gives you $608.
DaZucc $608 - $550 = $58. A.Smith $704 + $550 = $1254.

RieperTobias rolls a 8 and lands on Water Works, owned by DaZucc. 8 x 4 = $32.
RT $772 - $32 = $740. DaZucc $58 + $32 = $90.

Sean rolls a 12D, passes Go and lands on St. Charles owned by J_S.
Sean $859 - $10 = $849. J_S $117 + $10 = $127.
Second roll is a 2D to States Ave which he already owns. Last roll is a 8 to Ken.Ave where he hangs out rent free with Silver.


#329

Hell no I’m not posting bail, I’m trying to move in here now. I got a 50" uhd coming in, a gold toilet, and plenty of soap.

@DaZucc rent is waived if you give me both utilities


#330

Have my damn utilities. I’ve lost anyway, just going to try and survive as long as I can.


#331

Agent.Smith has waived the $550 bill to DaZucc in exchange for both utilities.

A.Smith $1254 - $550 = $704

DaZucc gets his $443 returned and Tennessee Ave unmortgaged.

The next turn will continue tomorrow after I get off work.


#332

Silver rolls a 10 to Pacific Ave, owned by Jacques_Shadow where rent is increased.
Silver $84 - $52 = $32. J_S $117 + $52 = $169.

Agent.Smith rolls a 11 and remains in jail.

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 3 to an empty Free Parking.

DaZucc rolls a 10 to Tennessee Ave which he owns.

RieperTobias rolls a 6 to Penn Ave, owned by J_S with one house.
RT $740 - $150 = $590. J_S $169 + $150 = $319.

Sean rolls a 2D, moving from one shithole to the next rent free on Indiana Ave. Second roll is a 9 to NC.Ave, where he pays an increase in rent to Jacques_Shadow.
Sean $849 - $56 = $793. J_S $319 + $56 = $375.


#333

Nooo who got to free parking first


#334

RieperTobias beat you to it I’m afraid.


#335

@Silvereyes rolls a 4D to Short Line, one of three stations owned by RT. A ticket is $100 but you only have $32 so you’ll need to sale a house. I’ll remove the one on ILL. Ave unless you say different. This adds up to $182.
Silver $182 - $100 = $82. RT $590 + $100 = $690.
Second roll is a 9. You pass Go but land on Income Tax, so your money goes to Free Parking: $200.

A.Smith rolls a 5 and happily stays in jail.

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 7 to Vetnor Ave, where Silver has a house.
J_S $375 - $110 = $265. Silver $82 + $110 = $192.

DaZucc rolls a 9 and joins Jacques_Shadow on Ventnor Ave.
DaZucc $443 - $110 = $333. Silver $192 + $110 = $302.

RT rolls a 8, passes Go and gets a Chest Card which reads: You are assessed for street repairs, pay $40 per house and $115 per hotel. RT owns eight houses so that’s 40 x 8 = $320.
RT $890 - $320 = $570.

@SeanBernowicz rolls a 5…and gets royally fucked over by Park Place for $1300! Sorry my friend but even if you mortgaged everything it only brings you up to $1053 at max, which means you’re bankrupt. RT gets all your cash and property…unless another player wants to throw Sean a lifeline?


#336

If I go bankrupt, give my railroad to @Agent.Smith.

That fucker on Park Place ain’t getting it


#337

@Nazareth can he do that?


#338

Sorry but no. He owes too much to RT so it’ll go to him.


#339

In that case, I’ll give @SeanBernowicz $250 for his mortgaged railroad, which should give him enough rent money if he chooses to accept


#340

Yep, this leaves him with a whole $3 to spare. You good with this @SeanBernowicz?


#341

Yes, absolutely. Haha, no railroad for you @RieperTobias, I consider this a personal victory


#342

Ok, SeanBernowicz limps on to see another day with $3 in his name thanks to Agent.Smith buying a mortgaged RR. station for $250. St. James and States Ave are still owned by Sean but are also mortgaged.

A.Smith $704 - $250 = $454 for RR. station.

RT $570 + $1300 = $1870.


#343

Last turn for tonight folks. We’ll pick this up again around the same time tomorrow.

Silver rolls a 6 to Just Visiting.

A.Smith rolls a 4D and is kicked out of his jail home and back to the real world, landing on Virginia Ave to pay J_S rent.
A.Smith $454 - $12 = $442. J_S $265 + $12 = $277.

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 5 to NC Ave which he owns.

DaZucc rolls a 11 to Luxury Tax, barely avoiding the Dark Blues.
DaZucc $333 - $100 = $233. Free Parking $300.

RT rolls a 7 and spends big at the Connecticut hotel.
RT $1870 - $600 = $1270. A.Smith $442 + $600 = $1042.

Sean also rolls a 7 and gets hit with Income Tax, trading his paycheck for lent. Free Parking $500.