# HMF Playing Monopoly: Game 3

#324

Way to rub it in.

#325

What’s that? Sean robs Rieper and cuts his testicles off? How brutal!

#326

Nooo!
20 times nooo!

#327

Silver mortgages Ken. Ave for \$110 for a total of \$248.
Silver \$248 - \$150 = \$98 for one house on Gold.

A.Smith \$854 - \$150 = \$704 for three hotels on LB.

RT \$1972 - \$1200 = \$772 for three houses on both DB.

#328

It’s the beginning of my work week so sadly I won’t have too much time to update the board but I can squeeze in one more turn for the time being.

Silver rolls a 2D to St.James owned by Sean.
Silver \$98 - \$14 = \$84. Sean \$645 + \$14 = \$659.
Second roll is a 5 which puts him on the shithole that was formerly Ken.Ave.

@Agent.Smith rolls an 11 and returns to jail once more, in fact it might as well be a second home. Try for doubles or post bail?

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 4 and picks up a Chest Card: You won second prize in a beauty contest, collect \$10. \$107 + \$10 = \$117. A tiny ounce of good news.

@DaZucc rolls a 7, moving from one hotel to the next on Vermont Ave. The bill is \$550 but you only have \$443 which means you’ll need to mortgage two of your places. I’ve picked Tennessee Ave and Electric Company to cover the cost, unless you say otherwise. That gives you \$608.
DaZucc \$608 - \$550 = \$58. A.Smith \$704 + \$550 = \$1254.

RieperTobias rolls a 8 and lands on Water Works, owned by DaZucc. 8 x 4 = \$32.
RT \$772 - \$32 = \$740. DaZucc \$58 + \$32 = \$90.

Sean rolls a 12D, passes Go and lands on St. Charles owned by J_S.
Sean \$859 - \$10 = \$849. J_S \$117 + \$10 = \$127.
Second roll is a 2D to States Ave which he already owns. Last roll is a 8 to Ken.Ave where he hangs out rent free with Silver.

#329

Hell no I’m not posting bail, I’m trying to move in here now. I got a 50" uhd coming in, a gold toilet, and plenty of soap.

@DaZucc rent is waived if you give me both utilities

#330

Have my damn utilities. I’ve lost anyway, just going to try and survive as long as I can.

#331

Agent.Smith has waived the \$550 bill to DaZucc in exchange for both utilities.

A.Smith \$1254 - \$550 = \$704

DaZucc gets his \$443 returned and Tennessee Ave unmortgaged.

The next turn will continue tomorrow after I get off work.

#332

Silver rolls a 10 to Pacific Ave, owned by Jacques_Shadow where rent is increased.
Silver \$84 - \$52 = \$32. J_S \$117 + \$52 = \$169.

Agent.Smith rolls a 11 and remains in jail.

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 3 to an empty Free Parking.

DaZucc rolls a 10 to Tennessee Ave which he owns.

RieperTobias rolls a 6 to Penn Ave, owned by J_S with one house.
RT \$740 - \$150 = \$590. J_S \$169 + \$150 = \$319.

Sean rolls a 2D, moving from one shithole to the next rent free on Indiana Ave. Second roll is a 9 to NC.Ave, where he pays an increase in rent to Jacques_Shadow.
Sean \$849 - \$56 = \$793. J_S \$319 + \$56 = \$375.

#333

Nooo who got to free parking first

#334

RieperTobias beat you to it I’m afraid.

#335

@Silvereyes rolls a 4D to Short Line, one of three stations owned by RT. A ticket is \$100 but you only have \$32 so you’ll need to sale a house. I’ll remove the one on ILL. Ave unless you say different. This adds up to \$182.
Silver \$182 - \$100 = \$82. RT \$590 + \$100 = \$690.
Second roll is a 9. You pass Go but land on Income Tax, so your money goes to Free Parking: \$200.

A.Smith rolls a 5 and happily stays in jail.

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 7 to Vetnor Ave, where Silver has a house.
J_S \$375 - \$110 = \$265. Silver \$82 + \$110 = \$192.

DaZucc rolls a 9 and joins Jacques_Shadow on Ventnor Ave.
DaZucc \$443 - \$110 = \$333. Silver \$192 + \$110 = \$302.

RT rolls a 8, passes Go and gets a Chest Card which reads: You are assessed for street repairs, pay \$40 per house and \$115 per hotel. RT owns eight houses so that’s 40 x 8 = \$320.
RT \$890 - \$320 = \$570.

@SeanBernowicz rolls a 5…and gets royally fucked over by Park Place for \$1300! Sorry my friend but even if you mortgaged everything it only brings you up to \$1053 at max, which means you’re bankrupt. RT gets all your cash and property…unless another player wants to throw Sean a lifeline?

#336

If I go bankrupt, give my railroad to @Agent.Smith.

That fucker on Park Place ain’t getting it

#337

@Nazareth can he do that?

#338

Sorry but no. He owes too much to RT so it’ll go to him.

#339

In that case, I’ll give @SeanBernowicz \$250 for his mortgaged railroad, which should give him enough rent money if he chooses to accept

#340

Yep, this leaves him with a whole \$3 to spare. You good with this @SeanBernowicz?

#341

Yes, absolutely. Haha, no railroad for you @RieperTobias, I consider this a personal victory

#342

Ok, SeanBernowicz limps on to see another day with \$3 in his name thanks to Agent.Smith buying a mortgaged RR. station for \$250. St. James and States Ave are still owned by Sean but are also mortgaged.

A.Smith \$704 - \$250 = \$454 for RR. station.

RT \$570 + \$1300 = \$1870.

#343

Last turn for tonight folks. We’ll pick this up again around the same time tomorrow.

Silver rolls a 6 to Just Visiting.

A.Smith rolls a 4D and is kicked out of his jail home and back to the real world, landing on Virginia Ave to pay J_S rent.
A.Smith \$454 - \$12 = \$442. J_S \$265 + \$12 = \$277.

Jacques_Shadow rolls a 5 to NC Ave which he owns.

DaZucc rolls a 11 to Luxury Tax, barely avoiding the Dark Blues.
DaZucc \$333 - \$100 = \$233. Free Parking \$300.

RT rolls a 7 and spends big at the Connecticut hotel.
RT \$1870 - \$600 = \$1270. A.Smith \$442 + \$600 = \$1042.

Sean also rolls a 7 and gets hit with Income Tax, trading his paycheck for lent. Free Parking \$500.