Just for Fun: Let's come up with a Season 3 Subtitle


#1

So Hitman (Season) 1’s subtitle was “Enter a World of Assassination”, and Hitman (Season) 2’s is looking to be “Think Deadly.” So how about we come up with our own ideas for subtitles, be it serious or silly. I’ll start:

HiTMAN 3: I Don’t Feel so Good, 47


#2

Contracts. And the game’s gonna be 6
episodes of Sapienza remakes.


#3

HITMAN IIV: Battle Royale.


#4

With the current direction the series has taken it is more likely to be Casino Royale instead


#5

HITMAN 3: He May Be 47 but Already 55


#6

HITMAN 3: the discussion of yet another changed character model


#7

HITMAN 3: DIE, DIE, DIE!


#8

Hitman 3: Featured Contracts


#9

Hitman 3: Return to Sapienza – now with Itallian NPCs!


#10

HITMAN 3: Rocco’s Revenge


#11

HITMAN FOREVER
(Because we’ll get DLC from that point on…)


#12

Hitman 3: The Squeakquel


#13

HITMAN 3: PEW


#14

Just name it Hitman 3: Snake Eater and it’s gonna become a fan favorite


#15

HITMAN 3:We really can’t think of a subtitle


#16

Knight and Stone: Hitman 3


#17

Hitman 3. Contracts 2


#18

Hitman III. And then when it’s time for the next game they’ll go the Black Ops route, forget what Roman Numerals actually fucking are, and go with Hitman IIII


#19

Hitman: A Hideo Kojima Game


#20

Actually, both IV and IIII are correct.